Chapter 1

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"I don't understand why i have to sit in the back seat of your dirty ass car" Ally said, rolling her eyes in annoyance. After getting no response from Seth she continued, "Like seriously would it kill you to clean back here for once, i swear it smells like someone died." She kicked at some of the trash that was sat on the floor in front of her.

"Don't touch my shit" Seth finally retaliated, seeming annoyed.

"Ohh i'm so sorry for messing with your fucking diamonds" She said amused, putting her hands up defensively. "I didn't realise this shit was so valuable" She picked up an empty fast food drink cup before throwing it at his fat head.
Seth waved her away,

"What the actual fuck Ally, i'm trying to drive do you want me to fucking crash" again, an annoyed expression plastering his face.

Ally smirked to herself before leaning back in her seat, "Pshh okay sorry".

They were on their way to pick Evan up so they could all head to school. Seth was now on the phone to him yapping about what porn site he should subscribe to, Ally's face contorted at the mention of people getting pissed on. She was desensitised to it at this point after hanging out with them for so long but she still sometimes got grossed out.

They arrived at Evan's house and Seth continued to yap on about porn. They didn't ask her opinion - they never really did about this kind of thing - but she still gave it anyway,

"Don't you think it's kind of desperate paying for porn?" She smirked to herself again, "Why don't you just get with you know...an actual girl? Oh wait I forgot, no girls actually want you".

Ally laughed at her own joke for a second before Seth answered her,
"It's not because they don't want me, they're clearly just intimidated by all of my experience" he rolled his eyes at her,

"Oh yeah sure...keep telling yourself that" she replied.

Before they could continue their conversation they were interrupted by Evan's milfy mom walking towards the car. She leaned down exposing her cleave. Of course Ally glanced down for a second but it's okay right? It's not wrong if you're not a lesbian.

"Are you guys going to miss each other when you go off to college?" Evan's mom asked

"Yeah right...i'll be too busy out partying" Seth laughed awkwardly

She shot him a tight lipped smile before telling them to get to school.

Ally leaned forward in her seat again,
"What you guys aren't gonna miss me?" she asked placing a hand on each of their shoulders.
Seth shrugged away her hand,
"No, but don't worry i'll still come and visit you on your street corner" he laughed at his own joke

She took her hand off of Evan's shoulder and gently hit Seth before leaning back into her seat again,
"I told you, just because I didn't get into college doesn't mean i'm gonna be a prostitute."

"Yeah good, no one would wanna pay for your services anyway" Seth said, smirking.

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