𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗' 𝚞𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚒𝚖 (𝚝𝚊𝚎𝚔𝚘𝚘𝚔)🩹

3.☘️

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Nothing is quite normal this morning. Taehyung was a mess.

"What should I wear? This isn't working out well for my chosen hair color.
No way! I don't have smooth legs. Do I need to shave these? Alright. But I'm wearing jeans!
Although this midget Jimin assured me he would arrive in the morning, I can't seem to find that asshole anywhere. He heard knocks on the door shortly after and saw that the midget had come in, coffee in hand, sipping in the morning. Fuck that guys"

Jimin: Hey, buddy.

Taehyung: Pfft, how were you doing? Here, I've been waiting for you for like a century.

On the bed, Jimin sat.

Let's see your clothes, Jimin....sips coffee*. Okay. Sorry, not very well suited to your general appearance. With these sneakers and this blue ready sweat shirt dress, let's see.

Ahhhhh!

Taehyung :- How am I looking? Do I need to postpone the event? I feel anxious. Must I give him a call if he doesn't answer? This isn't a smart concept anymore, in my opinion.

Jimin: SET YOUR TARGET!
Now towel yourself off. It's only a date, so don't panic. Go ahead and concentrate on the eyeliner; give me a look. You're going to get cosmetics applied by me.

"But how will you apply eyeliner without closing my eyes" commented Taehyung? 👀

Jimin: then shut it down before I make them. 😏
And now that your clothing matches, You should wear blue eyeliner.

Taehyung: We can work with anything. All I'm anxious about is how I'll approach him. He is such a radiant hunk.

Jimin: "Don't worry, you're a boisterous person; you seem to be doing well."

Taehyung: Jimin, please!

Jimin: mmm!

What if he isn't the person I imagined him to be?

Jimin: Follow the present situation. React, don't anticipate. Alright!

Taehyung: "Jimin, do you still feel like there's a gap in your relationship with Yoongi Hyung?"

Jimin: I'm not sure. All we want is someone to control us while we're in between. You understand that there is a bond between us.

Taehyung: I'll see you shortly. I'll offer prayers on your behalf.

Jimin: "Oh my dear Taetae." I'm grateful.
Alright, now let's have a peek in the mirror. How are things going?

Taehyung: Oh my goodness!

What WHAT wHaT, Jimin?

Taehyung: Who is this angel, I wonder? Whoever would kill to date me, hehe.

Jimin: Hi, my narcissistic bitch. That's my son.

Hihi, Taehyung chucked 😌💅🏻.

They made their way downstairs. Taetae's mom and eomma were conversing over breakfast about topics kids shouldn't know about. 😔

(Regarding last night, you big adults.)

Taehyung: "Good morning, mommy and eomma."

Morning, my cherry, says Taesha.

Tae:-nuu! My title is Strawberry.

Jimin: Hello, attractive women. giving them a classy back-of-hand kiss.

"Someone seems like he could slaughter the audience today", Ae-ra said .

Taehyung: - blush*