PITBABE ONESHOTS [ALL COUPLES INCLUDED]✔

CRYBABY : CHARLIExBABE

Charlie x Babe
Fluff

~ Crybaby ~

"So what about this one-"

"Nahh! Too bland."

"This one-"

"Nopes! Too gorgeous."

"This-"

"Too...I don't know...plain?"

"Guys, I'm done with this," Babe complained, flipping his phone on the couch, looking all grumpy and moody. All the other boys around him silently looked at each other and then looked at him with a confused yet worried expression. They knew well, a sulking Babe was nothing but a silent yet LOUD definition of a big tantrum threat.

"Babe, you wanted us to give an honest opinion, didn't you?" asked Alan calmly, fearing that he might make things worser, "A-And we did. Look-"

"But you guys didn't like any of them," Babe complained, slightly growling at them and then quickly changing his mode and going back to his sulky mood once more.

"Honestly Babe, you're choices aren't that-" Way paused, rethinking his choice of words before spitting them out, "Classy- I might say."

"What?" Babe gasped, looking at his friend with a completely astonished face, "You-You called my fashion sense 'bad'? How dare you call PitBabe-"

"Ughhh! Babe...You're 'The PitBabe' doesn't means you'll be-" Way shoved a pillow on his chest, "-Perfect at everything."

"Eyyy Wayyyy," Babe growled as he quickly threw the pillow back at his face.

"Babe, calm down," Pete said, quickly taking the pillow away from them, and pulling poor Way closer to him, "Stop hitting my husband, you kid!"

"I'M NOT A KID!"

"Yes, you are. Charlie, take your man away. "

"Then-Then Way is-"

"Honey! Honey! Listen," Charlie finally spoke, pulling his fiance away, who was on the verge of picking another fight with his best friend and his husband, "Guys," he looked at everyone in the room, "It's-It's just a wedding. Just make it a simple one, you know. Why so much of perfection-"

"JUST A WEDDING?" North cried loudly, "You said it was 'JUST A WEDDING'?"

"Y-Yeah..." Charlie replied scratching the back of his head, not sure of what the other was trying to say.

"Oh no Charlie, you don't understand," North replied, getting up from the couch, much to Alan's horror as he knew what was coming, "It's not JUST A WEDDING! It's the day when-"

"North, stop it," Alan grumbled.

"-Two souls meet in the heavenly atmosphere of-"

"North!" Shit! Here we go again.

"-love and joy," Sonic continued, getting up as well. The two of them encircled around each other, as if they were in a ball. In other words, they were 'trying' to recreate a wedding scene, a peculiar type of wedding that no one had ever seen before, and didn't wish to see.

"It's the day when the God Of Racing, The Famous PitBabe," North spoke with too much of feelings, as he pointed at Babe,who just rolled his eyes as a reply, "Meets his beloved- No wait! They already met before...Uhh....Asks his beloved Charlie," he pointed at a very traumatized Charlie, "To be his dustbin- I mean husband forever-"

"-and then they hold their hands," Sonic continued, as he held his hand forward for North to take it, "-And lean forward," they leaned forward, so much engrossed in their acting show that they had forgotten what they were actually doing, "-And kiss-"