𝘿𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜? 𝙉𝙤./𝚁. 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚘𝚞

𝙩𝙬𝙤

Note: I love the super market
(Or grocery store but thats not so British of me)

"Oh hey! It's you!"

I heard a familiar voice behind me. One I have only heard once but was still as annoying as last time.

"Ugh, what do you want?"
I sigh, putting some ramen into my shopping basket.

"I knew I'd see you again!" He exclaimed, proud of himself for getting something right.

"You're so fucking loud..." I pressed a finger to my ear, blocking out his voice from that ear. I couldn't with the other due to it holding the basket.

"Swearing really doesn't match your look."
He just follows me as I make my way through the Isles.

"So? Anyways, you never answered my question. What do you want?"
I turned to him. Taking my finger off my ear.

"Well since we've met twice it must be fate! Can I have your number now that I know we're meant to be together?"

"No. It wasn't fate. There's no such thing.
It's just a coincidence."

"I'm going to make you fall inlove with me! Although you dislike me-"

I interrupted him. "I don't just dislike you. I hate you. You smudged my lense."

His smile faltered but quickly came back even bigger. "So... Enemies to lovers?"

"No. I don't belive in that crap." I stared at him, I didn't expect someone my age to still believe in love.
"Love or just dating for fun is a waste of time."

"Well you're going to take that back! I'm not gonna leave you alone till you give me your number."

"What if I told you my phones broken?"
It wasn't but I really didn't want to deal with him.

"It's not, I saw it in your hand earlier."

"So you were stalking me?"

"Yes- wait no! That makes me sounds creepy!"

I deadpanned, looking him straight in the eye. "You are creepy."

"I'm not creepy!" He retaliated.

"You're following someone around that you don't know anything about, but their name."

"Then tell me about yourself? How old are you? When's your birthday? What's your favourite colour? What's your favourite animal?"

He bombarded me with icebreaker questions, not stopping even after showing him how annoyed I was by it. "I'm not answering your questions."

"Why not?!"

"Because I have no interest in forming any sort of relationship with you."

"I'll keep annoying you! I could always go to my pookie but he's ignoring me."

"I have a feeling he didn't agree to be your 'pookie'." I said, putting quotation marks around pookie with my fingers.

"Well... I have his number!" He yelled proudly.

"Good for you? If you're so into this guy why're you following me?" I furrowed my eyebrows.

"Because I'm into you too!" Like that's a good thing...

"Stick to one, I highly recommend him."

"Then... I'll stick to you!" He put his hands on his hips.

"Ugh... if I give you my number will you leave me alone?" I sigh, rubbing my forehead.

"Yes! But only for now."

"Then maybe I won't give it too you..."

"I'll be less annoying!"

"Fine, its XXX-XXX-XXX."

"OKAY!!!" Well he seemed happy.

"Now can I do my shopping?"

"Yeah, I need to go home anyways! Bye bye love!" He yelled while running away. He did this last time... couldn't he say bye normally?

'I have a feeling I'm going to regret this...'