𝘿𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜? 𝙉𝙤./𝚁. 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚘𝚞

𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙚

XXX-XXX-XXX

Hey love 😘

Hi

Not only do you talk boring you text boring too

What?

YOU LACK EXPLOSIONS 💥

I have no idea what you're on abt
Explosions?

YES EXPLOSIONS
YOU NEED TO BE LOUDER
MORE CONFIDENCE

I have confidence, I'm just not obnoxious
Plus if I'm so boring why won't you leave me alone?

Because I like you
And I have a feeling youre only boring around strangers

My parents taught me like normal people that you shouldn't talk to strangers

I'm not a stranger anymore
You know my name
I know your name
Not strangers

But you said that I was "only boring around strangers" would that make me boring to everyone or you still consider yourself a stranger?

DOMT MAKE ME THINK THAT HARD
YOU JUST DONT KNOW ME TAHT WELL

I'm not sure I WANT to know you well

Meanie

I'm not being mean
Its just that you're odd

That makes me hard

WHAT

HAH I MADE YOU USE ALL CAPS
wanna rub it out for me 😏

Absolutely not
Also, how did me calling you odd make you hard?

Because you think I'm special 😍

Yes, you're VERY special

That it baby

PLEASE STOP
Before I show this to my dad

I thought we had smth 💔

The only thing we have is the same supermarket

That means you live nearby
I'm going to find where you live

Creep
Next thing you're gonna do is ask for nudes