°•○♡Gru x Icey Spicey♡○•°

Chapter 1: The Club 💖💪😻🤩💅🤠😋

hey guys it’s me, icy spicey. i was at the club last night and i saw the most exquisite and voluptuous human being i have ever seen in my life. his name is gru which i mean like literally the complete opposite of an ick like bussin bussin no cap skibidi ohio 🙄🙄🙄💅💅💅💅💅💅

anyways, he has 3 daughters and a wife but that’s ok, she’s not even the fart and is mid af. like she’s thick but in thicker ykwim??? i have plans to see him at 2 am on march 10th, 2024 and if he doesn’t show up im gonna shart in his eyeballs while singing boys a liar pt. 2 to assert my
dominance.

it’s 1 am rn on march 10th and im getting ready for our date with my baddie she know she a 10 routine that will undeniably rizz him like baby gronk.