Sanders Sides Omovember 2024

On the Beach. No, Literally

A/n: Starting out with a long ass chapter. I hate that I add lore to oneshots bc it makes me want to expand on it

ANYWAYS, the queen of piss is back. Everyone cheer. I actually loved writing this one lmao

And I kind of love Virgil, guys cannot lie ofc the first chapter is him.

The beach, quite honestly, was probably Virgil's least favorite place to go for a trip. He didn't like to be hot, sweaty, or uncomfortable. Unless, of course he was in the comfort of his own bedroom indulging in some kind of kink with his boyfriend, Janus. However, the vote was five against one, so he didn't have much of a choice. He supposed he didn't mind terribly too much, he just wasn't looking forward to the inevitable sunburn that he would get on his pale skin.

He sat on the couch with his boyfriend the night before the trip, sighing as he sunk down into the cushions. His bags were all packed, finally. Sure, maybe he had exhausted himself by double checking that he had packed everything...a thousand times, but still. The mental exhaustion was almost worse, the way he was overthinking every little detail about the day to come.

"Long day?" Janus asked, chuckling lightly as he draped an arm around his boyfriend.

"Man, I don't even want to talk about it" Virgil groaned, leaning his head against Janus's shoulder and letting his eyes slip shut. Janus was warm and comforting, and he couldn't control the sigh that escaped his lips as he sunk further into him. It was peaceful, and succeeded in quieting his anxious mind.

His boyfriend merely chuckled, "oh, that bad?"

Virgil nodded, "I don't even think I saved any energy in me for sex."

Janus's eyes widened a little at how loudly he had said that, before he found himself smirking. Virgil really must have been tired, or else there was no way he'd announce that so casually in the living room, where there was the risk of one of their roommates hearing, "awe, really?" He asked, fake pouting.

Virgil shrugged, "I mean. I guess I could just lay there and let you do whatever you want. I could be your little sex doll" his tone was joking, though he knew how high Janus's sex drive was. He would fuck a shampoo bottle if he had to.

Janus's smile turned a little lopsided, "while that could be some kind of kink for other couples, it would probably just bring up bad memories for you, babe. I wouldn't be comfortable doing that to you unless see we planned every little detail out."

Virgil sighed, "oh, shit..." he yawned, his eyes beginning to flutter, "you're right...mmm, i'm so tired, just do it when 'm sleeping. You don't have to tell me. Or—we could do whatever you want tomorrow..."

"I'm not going to do it at all!" Janus laughed, "trust me, i'm not even horny right now!"

The only response Janus received from Virgil was quiet snores. His eyes had fallen shut, and he had completely slumped against Janus. The man shook his head fondly, and stood up to move Virgil to his bed.

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Virgil groaned as his light switch flickered on. He pulled his blanket over his face, but suddenly, Janus was at the foot of his bed, snatching the covers away and shaking his half-awake form, "Ohhh my god, no just five more minutes" he whined.

"You know damn well that if you don't wake up right now you're going to piss your pants" Janus teased, smirking lightly.

"Gimme my blankets back, you bitch! I'm sleepy!" Virgil groaned, though he couldn't deny that he did feel a tight pressure pulling at his bladder. He was surprised when Janus actually threw him back his blankets, but Virgil was even more stunned when Janus got into bed with him, straddling his hips. He placed one leg on either side of Virgil's body, and sat himself gently atop Virgil's bladder.