Sanders Sides Omovember 2024

Not Very Subtle

A/n: VERY SHORT CHAPTER because I got really busy today, i'm sorry, ya'll😭🫶🫶🫶

"Janus, come on!" Patton exclaimed, his voice high and cheerful as he yanked him by his arm, "there are so many little fishes!"

Janus laughed, allowing Patton to pull him around into every direction, despite the fact that he was pulled so suddenly, he almost dropped his slushy out of shock. Okay, maybe he was on his third slushy of the hour, but to be fair, it was his day off, and he was an indulgent person. Patton was running so fast that Janus could barely keep up, but the man was excited, so he wasn't going to dampen his mood. But he was going to correct his grammar, because Logan was rubbing off on him, damnit, "Fishes isn't a word. The word Fish is already plural."

Janus was half-sure that Patton didn't even know what plural meant, because he waved him off, barely acknowledging him as his eyes blew wide, "Sharks!" He squealed, clapping his hands and zipping over to them. Janus laughed at his excitement, running to catch up.

Patton apologized quickly for leaving him, before pointing to the shark in front of him, "its head is like a rectangle!!"

"That's a hammer-head shark" Janus laughed, "you see them in animal crossing, remember?"

Patton's eyes lit up, "those are real?!"

Janus laughed, swinging an arm over Patton's shoulder, "yes! Oh my God, all the animals, bugs and fish in that game are real!"

"No way! You've gotta be pulling my leg!" Patton gasped, "all of them?!"

"It's a pretty educational game, you know" Janus told him. He pulled Patton closer, anticipating that he was going to run off to another exhibit soon. He was correct, as the shorter man began to move, "Slow down, hon" Janus chuckled, pulling him back again, "The sea critters aren't going anywhere. Let's take a moment to enjoy it instead of speeding through, alright?"

Patton nodded rapidly, "sorry! I'm just super excited!!"

Janus laughed again. Being with Patton filled him with an unexplainable sense of joy. He finished off his slush and threw the garbage into a nearby bin, "no need to apologize. I know how you get with this kind of stuff" he teased lightly.

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Janus was really regretting that he told Patton to slow it down, because he really needed to pee. His bladder had filled up rapidly the past hour, and he felt full to bursting. Maybe all those slushy's hadn't been the best idea. They tasted so good, but now he was dealing with the consequence of his over-indulgent choice, which was a full, uncomfortable bladder.

He tried to be chill about it, but it was getting urgent quick. He could feel Patton's suspicious eyes on him, so stilled his body completely. Once Patton looked away, he let out a sigh of relief. His relief was short-lived though, as he was quickly pulled into another direction.

"Come this way!" Patton chirped, "the exhibit is nearly finished, and we're close to the exit! I wanna go for a little walk, and there's a short nature trail up ahead!"

"Of course" Janus said immediately. He didn't want to let on to Patton that he needed to use the restroom, so he didn't say anything about it. Patton just had an amazing day, and he didn't want to ruin anything by stopping the fun just so he could relieve his bladder.

He followed Patton onto the nature trail once they finished the exhibit. He tried to hang in there as he walked side by side with Patton, making sure he didn't squirm too much, only letting himself do so when Patton wasn't looking. Or so he thought he wasn't looking.

He assumed he hadn't, since Patton didn't seem to be paying much attention to him, looking in every direction of the trail. They were surrounded by other people, taking pictures of butterflies and pointing out especially beautiful looking flowers. Patton seemed captivated by these plants as well, but kept looking around like he was on a mission. Probably looking for some kind of animal or something.

They kept walking, every step jolting Janus's bladder uncomfortably. He was unable to continue to keep up with Patton now, not wanting  the flood gates to burst open and cause a humiliating accident. It would be such a shameful thing, to walk through the trail, his pants soaked down to his ankles.

Eventually, they came to a space on the trail that nobody else was on. It was still a pretty open area though.

To Janus's surprise, Patton's eyes widened as if he had found exactly what he was looking for. He pulled him off of the trail and into a more secluded area, where there were guaranteed to be no people near them. They went deeper into the area, now completely off the trail. Patton grabbed Janus's hand, and they fought their way through thick bushes and made their way to a large tree.

"Okay. You can go now, there's plenty of coverage" Patton said, smiling brightly as they finally stopped.

Janus looked at him dumbly, in complete shock, "W—what are you talking about?"

"Pee! You can go pee!" Patton chirped, "i've noticed that you've been squirming for a pretty long time. And there weren't any bathrooms near by! I didn't want you to get too uncomfortable, so I figured we could just speed through the ending of the aquarium so that I could find somewhere for you to go! Sooooo, you can just go here now! I brought us pretty deep into the woods, so nobody would be able to see or hear! I'll go over there while you pee, alright?"

Patton walked away without another word, leaving Janus shocked and humiliated. Had he been that obvious, or was Patton just observant as fuck? He hated that Patton was able to read him so well. He thought he had been subtle, but apparently he wasn't.

He didn't dwell on it too much, though. Once Patton was out of earshot, he fumbled with his zipper and took himself out of his pants. As soon as his cock hit the cool air, piss was gushing out of him. He felt shivers run down his spine as the thick stream made its way out, "fuck, I thought I wasn't going to make it" he whimpered to himself, his voice a quiet whisper. He drained his bladder quickly, the piss making a large puddle beneath him, before soaking into the dirt. He had to shuffle a bit so he wasn't standing in the puddle. He continued hosing down the tree until the uncomfortable pressure in his bladder went away.

He sighed deeply, shaking himself off as he finished. He put himself away and just stood there for a moment, breathing heavily. That was way too close for comfort to an accident.

He blushed at the size of his puddle, before he made his way back over to where Patton had gone. He cleared his throat when he found him, "Um...thank you, for that" he said awkwardly.

"Don't sweat it!" Patton giggled, "I kinda had to go too! Do not step into that bush over there" he joked, jabbing a thumb in the direction of said bush.

Janus laughed, and Patton smiled brightly, "don't be embarrassed about this, okay?"

Janus smiled back, "okay. Let's finish this trail, huh?"

"Yeah!! I wanna see a snake!" He exclaimed, before speeding off back onto the trail.

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