In world where what ever the hell these little math symbols live,there was an unlikely love story between Pi and a troll...Named Kankri. Pi, the absolutely bat shit crazy symbol representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter, wandered the mathematical realm with a sense of mystery and allure. Kankri was also there..Why? You're reading about a ship between an irrational number and a homestuck troll kissing and romancing eachother. Kankri was doing his average bullshit, telling these stupid math symbols that anthropomorphic objects are just as civil as them.Jokes on them...They all kill eachother for the stupidest reasons.
Pi was about to strangle Square Root when they first laid their eyes on that troll.It was love at first sight...or maybe he just wanted to kill that troll for stepping in his territory but still...They walked up to Kankri."Hey.You're not hot.Also you talk a lot." Pi grumbled like a rabid dog with 10 pounds worth of fleas on them."Erm..Actually-" Kankri was shushed by the Irrational number's greasy,disgusting,unkept fingers. Kankri backed away in disgust. "Are you a rat because...I wanna be your cat." Pi grinned. Instead of running away like a normal organism,Kankri decided to stay around...(WORSE MISTAKE EVER)
Pi put on bright,Neon Red boots and fuses them to their body."What the hell are you doing?!?" Kankri backed up. "I'm eating.If you have a problem then make out with me." "Pi...You're irrational.." Kankri looked away but secretly blushed.He loved the erratic symbol...Maybe a little too much. "Kiss me.Baby grill." Pi flirted horribly. "WOW! SO HOT!!" Kankri KISSED Pi on the LIPS!!!
Out in the distance is one of Pi's exes and they were furious. Not because Pi got with someone else,everyone knows that they cheat ALL the time,but because it was a blabber mouth. Kankri and Pi were kissing and stuff and then...KARKAT?!? "Kankri...GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!" Karkat yelled. Kankri scurried off with Karkat but before he left the mathematical world,he winked at Pi.
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