'Truly Lost' [An algebralien oc book]

[👻'Shit'👻]

(Most creative title I've ever made.)

[Tw: Uno being uno,cracked out asf,swears,the mention of eating a newborn]

(FYI THIRTEEN AND UNO ARE LIKE PLATONICALLY MARRIED LOLLLLLLL Zer0 is the child ofc.)

[A call]

Uno was getting clothes,when their phone rang and it was thirteen,so they picked up ofc.

"Hey are you busy? I need your help with something..." thirteen asked,as the sounds of what sounds like Two Trucks being played at a frequency only dogs can hear in the background.

"I can't I'm buying clothes." Uno replied.

"..." thirteen paused cause that's weird since they don't even wear clothes. "We'll hurry up."

"I can't there's only soup 😔" 

"...wdym there's only soup? 🤨"

"I mean there's only soup!" Uno exclaimed

"Well then get out of the soup isle! 😡"

"ALL RIGHT YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOJT AT MEM 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶"

Uno cutely Roblox walks out of the isle

"...there's more soup."

"WDYM THERES MORE SOUP?"

"I MEAN THERES MORE SOUP!!1!1!!1!"

"WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?"

"IM AT SOUP 🪛🪛🪛🪛🪛"

"WDYM YOUR AT SOUP??? 🤬🤬🤬🤬"

"I MEAN IM AT SOUP 🥣"

"WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN????"

"IM AT THE SOUP STORE!"

"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES FROM THE SOUP STORE?????!!!!"

"FUNK YOU!" Uno hangs up and turns into a emo shrimp and dances emotionally

[This.]

(I AM NOT GONNA TRY AND EXPLAIN HOW ALGEBRALIENS LAY EGGS DONT EVEN.)

Like 12 years ago...

Uno was skedaddling along the road one day,when they saw a funny lil egg.

"Hey thirteen,look at that egg lol. It's big." They pick it up.

"...uno you can't just take random eggs you found." Thirteen sighed,before looking at it. "...I think thats not an egg you can eat."

"...what if I try 🤔"

"Please dont. I'm not getting your stomach pumped...again" thirteen rubs her forehead,before they notice the egg start to hatch

"Whoa thirteen why tf is the egg hatching 😰😰😰

And can I eat the creature that comes out of it 👁️👄👁️"

"Oh my god stfu uno." 

A little zero pops out of the egg,looking at uno.

Uno stares right back,before pulling the zero out of the egg

"Thirteen this is our Child now."

"What-"

"This is our child now."

"Uno that's not even ours-"

"No. This is my child. Now come on let's go 😍😍😍😍"

Uno happily skips with thirteen and their new child,Zer0.

(Shit.)