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Theyas POV.
When I went home I opened the door, there was Joey with roses in his hands. "Please forgive me and be my girlfriend!" he said. I said "Uh... I... I can't!". "What?! Why?!" He asked. "I have a boyfriend..." I answered. "Who?!?!" Joey shouted and sounded really angry. "Ian Hecox..." I half whispered. "Hm... Looks like you are a whore then!" he said. "What the fuck do you want from me?! First you are being supersweet, then you are a douche, then you are being supernice, then you are being an asshole!!!!" I screamed. He looked like he was going to cry his eyes of. "GO!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed. "What?" He sniffled. "GO YOU DUMB FUCKING DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed the loudest I probably could.

Timothys POV.
I heard her fight with Joey. Now I know that she is with Ian. I think I know that wouldn't work more. He he... I went to the smosh house (Theya said the adress). I knocked on the door and Ian opened. "Hi Ian! I'm friend with Theya. Can I come in? I wanna talk." I asked, "Uh... Sure...". I went inside and sat down on the coutch. "I want you to know a bit more about Theya, if thats okay?" I asked, "Yeah" Ian answered. "She hates flowers. She is actually allergic to animals. She hates when people open doors for womens, 'cause she think that it makes womans look weak, that they don't even can open a door. Her favoritecolour is black and dark brown. She is a vegan. She never eats candy, chips or something like that. She hates it. If you can't cook she is going to hate you. Her hair is actually a wig. Really much on her face is just makeup. She has a phobia to locked doors. Her poop is blue and smells AWFUL. She is never going to have sex. She hates stubble and blue eyes. She always eats ONE nut to breakfast. She loves funerals. She is cutting herself all the time. She tried to commit suicide fifteen times. And she barf really often. That's about it!". Ian looked really disgusted. "I don't mean to be rude but can you please go home?" Ian asked, "Okay" I answered. I went home and felt really good but also bad. I should go to bed now. "Hi and goodnight!" I shouted to Theya. I didn't get a answer but right now I didn't care.

I hoped you likes this chapter! Bye pearlfluffs! \(^,^)/

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