𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝐴𝑚 𝐼? (Not finishing this shit)

𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑜𝑠: 𝐺𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑚𝑒

As soon as I got shown to my room, I barged in, slammed the door behind me and jumped onto my new bed, it wasn't comfy, it felt like a fucking ROCK, what the hell was wrong with this place? I lifted the sheets and saw it was a literal rock, I looked in the mirror... My face was... BLEEDING?! Blood was everywhere, this was my worst nightmare! I looked around everywhere my vision went blurry for a minute, as soon it was fine I looked around again, there wasn't any blood, the mattress wasn't a rock and was just a simple, normal mattress.

—What the, FUCK was that?!

I screamed to myself, laying back down, the mattress still felt like a goddamn rock, oh my god, I'm going to kill these stupid demons. First I get stuck in this stupid human exchange thingy, now I'm having weird nightmares when I'm awake?! How much worse can this get??!!

2 seconds later the door for kicked off it's hinges and a silver haired demon with bright blue and yellow orbs came in, yelling my name- well.. Not my name but you get what I mean. Righttt...?

—HUMAN! Get off your lazy ass! Lucifer said I need to tour you around. Don't know why he had to make ME your supervisor! Beeler could have done it...

—Sooo, your Maa- I forgot your name, must've been stupid, almost like your face, also if you don't call somebody to get my door fixed, you'll see my hand in your face, I don't care if your a demon or not.

—Hey! Human you better respect The Great Mammon! Most people would have to pay for me to tour them!

—People pay you to tour them? Pft, what losers, and also, your doing this because Lucifer made you, am I right? Don't bother, I already know I am.

—What?! I-I'm not afraid of Lucifer! I'm way stronger than him-

Before he could finish his sentence somebody pulled him out of the room and dragged him away. It wasn't Lucifer, I can tell, since I'm not dumb like somebody. (Insert Adam from Hazbin hotel looking at you)

—So that idiotic demon was Mammon... Lucifer was right, he's a dumbass. Not to mention, he's also ugly, just like Lucifer.

A second later, I heard a new softer voice, it sounded almost angelic, but it was sickening to my throat, I would hate to hear that voice everyday.

—Mammon, my dear older brother, you can't just barge into our new humans room just like that, it's not nice! Now go apologize.

~Great. I have to hear this new dumbasses voice everyyyday because he just has to be MaMmOn'S younger brother. Hey, how old are they anyways? And how many of them are there?!~
(Just so you know ~Text~ means it's your thought process or just what your thinking at that very moment.)

And in a few seconds you saw two faces in your room. ~Wait, it looks like there are three people in here.. Aren't there two-~ and yet again, my amazing thinking was cut short by a deepish voice, similar to Lucifer's but a more soft tone to it.

—Ah, hello, you must be (Y/n) (L/n), welcome to the Devildom, or as you humans would personally call 'Hell'. I'm Satan-

—Wait, aren't Satan and Lucifer the same person, you know, like the Bible says? Not like I read it anyways-

When you looked at Satan next, he looked FURIOUS except the rose gold haired demon next to him was trying to calm him down

—ASMODEUS, SHUT UP YOU DICK SUCKING WHORE.

Satan had yelled within the next minute, I guess the demon next to him was 'Asmodeus'

—Calm down Lucifer's shorter persona

That had really got him going, he had to go back to his room, you saw a glimpse of books EVERYWHERE in there, except not a good glimpse. He had slammed the door behind him pretty fast.

—Wow, never seen a small maybe even petite human anger Satan that bad, I mean he also hates being compared to LUCIFER out of all people.

—Well he fucking sucks ass. Ugly ass downgraded Lucifer, so I'm guessing your 'Asmodeus'?

I had spoken up, my anger getting the better of you. I had watched Asmodeus speak up as well

—Indeed, I am the one and only avatar of lust, Asmodeus, and my older brother, Satan, is the avatar of wrath, would you like me to introduce you to the rest-

—-HEY! ASMO! THAT'S MY JOB!

—Okay, and? Your just a greedy scum bag. Mammon, you won't succeed in life.

I had watched the two brotherd go and eachothers throats, it seems like they really loathed each other, or as you cutie pies might understand, it seems like they really hated each other.

~Damn, wish I had popcorn right now, it's getting really hot in this argument. I might actually enjoy one thing here. Watching this ugly brothers go at each other's throats and almost kill each oth-~

Yet AGAIN, my thoughts had got interrupted by some yelling and a banging in the room next to me

—SHIT! I LOST THE GAME AGAIN!!

—Ah! (Y/n), that voice is from Leviathan, our... Otaku? Brother, he's the third born out of us seven, well... Six.

—What happened to the seventh? Did he kill himself? I would understand why. You guys are annoying as fuck!

Asmodeus looked at me so confused. He came closer, sat beside me before speaking up in a voice that sounded like he was sobbing.

—Well... There used to be eight of us.. Our youngest sister had died in the celestial realm, before we got kicked out. And Belphie is in the human realm!

—I doubt that, I bet he killed himself, I doubt he would want to stay alive after having you six stupid bitches as his BROTHERS! I certainly would

—Anyways! Let's go introduce you to Beel! Him and Belphie are twins! But they aren't identical, so uhm. If you even meet Belphie, don't be surprised that they look and act different!

Asmodeus had dragged my out of my room and took me to the kitchen which was right next to my room, there was a boy over 6ft with orange hair, not gonna lie, he was still ugly, but he looked like an adorable cinnamonroll. I wouldn't do shit for him though.

—Hey Beel! Vete a la mierda tú perra

—Hrmph?

He had his mouth full and couldn't ask what it meant...

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I'm sorry I kinda forgot about this, I'll post the next chapter soon, I haven't updated it since last week...

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