Hammie Watches Hamilton

Vingt-Cinq

(A/N: I'm so fucking tired, so the writing is bad, sorry.)

[COMPANY]

Seventeen. Se- se- seventeen...

Se- se- seventeen...

[BURR]

1789

"Wait..." Jefferson slowly smirked.

How does the bastard orphan

Immigrant decorated war vet

Unite the colonies through more debt?

Fight the other founding fathers til he has to forfeit?

"Huh?" Alexander asked in confusion.

Hamilton grimaced sheepishly.

Have it all, lose it all

"What?" Alexander asked sharply.

Hamilton winced.

You ready for more yet?

Treasury Secretary. Washington's the President

Ev'ry American experiment sets a precedent

Not so fast. Someone came along to resist him

All eyes turned on Jefferson, whose smirk became menacing.

Pissed him off until we had a two-party system

"Oh," Alexander said boredly, looking at Jefferson.

You haven't met him yet, you haven't had the chance

'cause he's been kickin' ass as the ambassador to France

Jefferson chuckled.

But someone's gotta keep the American promise

You simply must meet Thomas. Thomas!

Jefferson smirked.

[COMPANY]

Thomas Jefferson's coming home!

Everyone bar Madison and Jefferson groaned. Killian rolled his eyes.

Thomas Jefferson's coming home!

Thomas Jefferson's coming home!

Thomas Jefferson's coming home!

Thomas Jefferson's coming home

Lord he's been off in Paris for so long!

Aaa-ooo!

Aaa-ooo!

[JEFFERSON]

France is following us to revolution

There is no more status quo

But the sun comes up

And the world still spins

"That's not a bad quote," Washington murmured.

[ENSEMBLE]

Aaa-ooo!

[JEFFERSON]

I helped Lafayette draft a declaration

"Oui? Merci," Lafayette said hesitantly.

Alexander grimaced and glanced at Lafayette possesively.

Then I said, 'I gotta go

I gotta be in Monticello.'

"Back to Sally Hemmings?" Olivia asked bitterly.

Now the work at home begins...