The Lego Ninjago Series

Trial By Mino

(Zane, Blackmagic and Kai are shown walking inside the tunnels.)

Kai: Ugh, are we just going in circles?

Zane: I believe my internal gyroscopic positioning would alert me if that were the case.

Kai: Okay, good.

Zane: Unless the rock in this cave is ferrous or naturally magnetized.

Blackmagic: Well, then what would happen?

Zane: Then we would be going in circles.

Kai: Oh, great. Now you tell me? Wait a second. I've seen this rock before.

Blackmagic: We passed this rock an hour ago!

Kai: Argh, I knew it! I just said -

Geckles: (singing) All Geckles hail. The savior of the cave. Both of them was strong, Both of them was tough, Both of them was very, very brave. The great warrior Gilly and Geline. The savior of the cave. Left us the blades about which we rave. A great Blade of Ivory, stolen by greed. Soooo we won't give up until our blade is freed!

Blackmagic: (Whisper) It song was catching.

Ginkle: The moss is particularly plumping juicy today. More moss milk for everyone! Huzzah!

Garpo: Putrid and rotten! Delicious!

Groko: There's so much today! We should have brought more buckets. (He falls off his ladder.) Aah!

Kai: (The contents spill onto Kai. He gags at the taste and Blackmagic laugh.) It's in my mouth! It's in my- Ugh, It's in my mouth! On. I'm think I'm gonna barf. I think I'm - (He gags and throws up.)

Groko: Who are they?

Garpo: Outsiders! They must be in league with the Skull Sorcerer!

Ginkle: Hmm, aren't all of the Skull Sorcerer's servants evil skeletons?

Groko: Right. Yes. That means...

Garpo: They must be skeletons!

Ginkle: For skeletons, they seem rather fleshy.

Zane: We are not working for the Skull Sorcerer. In fact, we've just orchestrated an escape from him and freed several other Geckles.

Groko: Ha! A likely story, fleshy skeleton.

Kai: We aren't skeletons! I mean, we have skeletons, of course. But - but there's so much more to us. Like veins and organs and stuff.

Zane: I have none of those things.

Garpo: Let us destroy them, so we don't have to listen to the lies of these flesh-skeletons!

Ginkle: Wait! We should be sure! Let's take them to Chancellor Gulch. He'll know what to do.

Kai: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Good idea! Yeah, take us to your leader. He'll know.

Gulch: Proposition 8.8.1-stroke-7a, forbidding the riding of giant snails on Tuesdays, has passed. (Kai, Blackmagic, Zane, and the three Geckles enter.) Ginkle, Garpo, Groko, aren't you supposed to be out milking moss?

Ginkle: Yes, sir, we were, when we found these suspected skeletons in the eastern caves. They were lurking.

Gulch: Lurking? That does sound bad. What do the accused have to say?

Kai: Okay. First, we're Ninja, not skeletons. I'm Kai and this is Zane and Blackmagic.

Gulch: Can you prove it?

Kai: Just look at us! See any bones? No! Because we're not skeletons! And those black skeletons don't talk, right? Hear my voice, huh?

Gulch: Hmm, a strong argument on both sides.