I was born, some where in Seattle idk where, pretty cool ig. I was born early so I had to stay in the hospital for like a month. Then like a month later I appeared at my house, then when I was like 8 splatoon came out then the unhealthy gaming obsession began💕💕 (and rage problems ngl.)
So like 3 years later splatoon 2 spawned in this world, (more unhealthy gaming shit.) I remember throwing up during the first splatfest in 2, that wasn't very epic. I was 11, btw. Then I beat the story mode in like a month, (not very impressive, my friend did it in a day💕💔😜🤪😢🥶.) So like two years later in like 2020 or something octo expansion came our, it made me emo depression bc tartar.
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my life story basically >:3
Randomall in the title man (this is very satire version of my life.)