Whipped Cream the movie

Untitled Part 1

It was a dark and stormy night.

Unrelated to that, Giggles was skipping around the awesome house as per usual and stumbles upon the fridge that they didn't know existed until that point. 

"Woah, a fridge!" says Giggles. She prys it open with her spindly fingers with Ultrakill inspired nail polish. It flies open, like a reference to their name. It flies open so far in fact that the door completely comes off and spoots across the room. "Oops," they scream really loudly, and then start scrumaging through the fridge. 

Guggles is astonushed at the sheer number of things and foods and stuff in the big cold box. ketpcup, cupcakes, and pickled okra made their mouth water, kind of like how it does in one of those deviant art comics. I dunno. Its like , a referne.ce. Sorry. Anyhow, they notice there's a shine in the back of the fridge. A little sparkle, id even say. Giggles is attracted to sparkly stuff like a moth to a lampost, so they instantly dive face first into the fridge and grab whatever the thingy is that's so shiny.

"OH MY GOD!" Screams giggles. ITs whipped cream. "Its whipped cream," tehys ay to no one in particular. "Holy shit!"

Giggles is curious about something. She grabs the whipped crema and sticks it up her arse hole and sprays it. "Ow that hurt" she says. 

She skips into her loving husband's room Connor lacrosse and says "I found some whipped cream but it has some ass juice on it so ignore that"

"What?" Says Connor Lacrosse. "Good" "aw" "haha"

"????? ok??" Says giggles. Anyway she says "wanna go int he car"

"Why?"

"No reason in particular"

"Ok" 

They go to their limo and their private jet sits right beside it. "Why don't we go in the jet?" says Connor. "its cooler"

Giggles says "nah" and slaps them in the face. "Shut the fuck up. Kill yourself, fagface."

"?????????????????????????????"

"Sorry just stemming. Anyway, *gets in the car*, Im in the car now, come on in!" They exclaim happily as they wriggle around on the soft velvety car seats like a worm in the dirt on a rainy day like its raining dogs and cats, but its ok, because its not dogs and cats, its just rain.

The fountain in the background makes cool ASMR because water sounds kinda nice. It sounds like piss, and Giggles had a friend in 8th grade who was into that, so it reminded them of it.

"Yo hub," says Giggles, "are you into piss?"

"What? No?" Connor's face flushes with red.

"Oh, ok"

Connor looks relieved, and sighs really deeply, thinking, "phew, I didn't want them to know I was into sucking dick, and that's where piss comes from. Like, whatever. I think I'm overhtinking"

"What tf are you talking about" comments Giggles.

"OH SHIT! Did I say that out loud!"

"No"

Giggles grabs the whipped cream and sticks it up his ass. "Check this out." She sprays it and white sticky cream flies all over the car, sticking to the seats and their faces/" That wasn't a quote I accidentally put a quotation, but I'm not allowed to backspace. 

"Ow shit fuck that hurt" says  Connor. "Dont do that."

"I was reading on Quora and it says that there's a guy who was in a car and did 'food play' with whipped cream. I don't have a qoura account, but that doesn't matter really. Anyway, I thought you'd like it."

"Oh," says Connor, face flushing even more that its a bloody read. "Thats cool lol reddit is way better for stuff like that though."

"Nah" says Giggles, "Shut the fuck up"

"Why are you so mean to me?"

"Its my stem."

A dead silence fills the car, except for the piss sounds from the fountain. A bird chirps, even though no birds live around them because they a;ll got scared off by Giggles meowing. Connor started doing it too recently so you can guarantee there's NO birds around, so that was weird. Pssh. Lol

Connor finally says, "I'm gonna go in the jet honeybuns"

"Nah."

"What?"

Giggles sticks the ass-juice-covered tube of whipped cream in his mouth. It tastes like ass cus it has ass juice all over it. I dunno what ass tastes like, but it might be good? Im not sure. Sorry, gang. 

Suddenly, it explodes.

Ringing overtakes both of their hearing. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (that's what the ringing sounds like because it was really loud, and they both might have an inner ear infection bc they're both cat kins)

"Oh shit!" Says Giggles, "I actually found it.............. in the fridge!"

"What?" says Connor.

"OH SHIT, I ACTUALLY FOUND IT IN THE FRIDGE!"

"I CANT HEAR YOU!!"

"OH SHIT!!!!!! I ACTUALLY FOUND IT. IN. THE. 👺💎 ƑŘ𝕀𝔻𝑔ⓔ 🐼🎁."

"DAMN BITCH!!!!!! 👺💎 ƑŘ𝕀𝔻𝑔ⓔ 🐼🎁 👺💎 ƑŘ𝕀𝔻𝑔ⓔ 🐼🎁👺💎 ƑŘ𝕀𝔻𝑔ⓔ 🐼🎁👺💎 ƑŘ𝕀𝔻𝑔ⓔ 🐼🎁👺💎 ƑŘ𝕀𝔻𝑔ⓔ 🐼🎁👺💎 ƑŘ𝕀𝔻𝑔ⓔ 🐼🎁 I tbunk you mean freeze."

"Ohh yeah, I do mean freezer haha! Of course, sorry, I messed up the punchline."

They violently make out tongue-to-tongue with sticky whipped cream covering both of their faces and throats, the end.