Plant pot pov
"So it was like an awesome day-""Shut up."
Clover was going to borrow something from amethyst,so they invited Lilac to take care of the kids until clover makes it back alive. (They forgot others exist but one of them almost burned the house to the ground,and she couldn't risk it.)
"Thank you so much for agreeing to take care of them,Lilac.I sure hope your sis doesn't mind.""I sure hope she doesn't spend her debit card on chucky cheese"It was like forever and shit idkidk i rlly hate it when big sis not around.So the second she left,i climbed up the attic.
Everyone knows that the attic is very danger level and stuff but Lilac doesn't know so who cares?
So i got this box of lavender honey and poured it into a bowl and then i brought it down.Glassy was getting reallyyyy suspicious of me but i told her that i wanted pancakes and she gave me pancaks!!!!!
Thats cool.Lilac also brought sum presents cus shes from Canada and stuff,she gave us maple syrup.But guesss what,she had ACTUAL SNOW IN HER COOLER!!! IT WAS SOOOOO COOL,we played with her in the back yard.Lavender joined us and thought we were doing dark magic!I made a snowman out of her.Then comes lunch time.Lilac didn't know how to cook,so plant bought mcdonalds instead
Anything could be better ig.But i like clover sis cooking better bc her key lime pies are delicious!!!!
Lilac fell asleep so i have a great idea!!There was an orange candle on the table right right,so i poured the lavender honey into itand it caught on fire.ohno
Clover pov
I forgot smth from the cafe but coffe cup doesn't open it on sundays for some reason so i have to like run to Amethyst(why) 's apartment to borrow something.The something is my college laptop ,don't ask how i got that.Unfortunately,it was sunday and my options were limited soo i got Lilac instead.My siblings never heard of plant before,but let's just say she's a vr tester kind of person.
Amethyst wasn't home but fortunately peach was,so i finished up whatever there was and left.I got lunch and it was a GOOD DAY,until..
beep beep pick up the phone bish"Hello?"
"Sis come home our house is on fire-PLANT POT CALL 911 NOT OUR SISTER-SHUT UP."
"what the"what the plant just happened????
i rushed home very quickly cus i got the sonic speed nyeheheheheh
Then i saw that the house WAS ON FIRE WTF and then i called 911
Why did i do thisNoone's pov
Clover was so shocked lala and shit and it was only a miracle that they even got lilac out alive
"okay now which of you bitches burned down the house that i spent thoasands for"
"kk funny story sis ,so it was like an awesome day-"
"Shut up."Long story short,clover had to buy another house.Now she had to remember to drop them off somewhere else during her absence.
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authors noteOmg clover learns basic wattpad writing????
real or fake
its fakeeee!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!

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