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Greed Post-Show

Pre-Show:

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Part 2:

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After the lights go out...

One smug Tom Brady's walking backstage, towel around his neck, and a Powerade in hand. He rips the lid off and chugs it allll..

Tom: MMM. That's the stuff...

He comes across the "normal" locker room. He enters to see Crash Bandicoot, sitting on the bench. Sweat on his fur.

Tom: You have fun losing tonight?

Crash: ...

Tom: Can't believe your little "Crasheads" thought you had a shot. This isn't Neo Cortex, it's Ryan Wells. That's a man who can actually go out and WIN. You could take some notes from him. Hehe..

That bandicoot rises.

Crash: I didn't need a Gronk.

Tom: With how you act, you need Jesus.

Brady laughs and punches his shoulder. Crash looks at his shoulder, back up at Brady.

Tom: C'mon it's a joke! Can't take jokes?

Crash: Not the time.

Tom: I see! You're just a sensitive crybaby. You can't accept I'LL beat Thor, and you can't!

Crash shoves the NFL legend!

Crash: Said it's NOT THE TIME YOU JACKASS!!

Tom brushes his Jersey off.

Tom: You wanna go?

Crash smacks the towel of Tom's neck!

Crash: YEAH!!

Tom: Oh yeah??

Brady just leaves the locker room. No fight, nothing. Crash kicks the bench!

Crash: Arrogant...PIECE A—

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While those two spat in the locker room..the hallways are peaceful. The wheels are squeaking, the fan is blowing, the oxygen is oxygen'ing.

The pinnacle of peace.

Until a referee is thrown into the hall! A large grate takes the wind out of him! The culprit...

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KANG SUZUKI??

Before he can do more damage to the ref, a few guards get in the way!

Guard #1: Just what do you think you're doing??