"mmm you right 😊"
"i told you!"
"ugh, Kyujin why cant you control your friends!"
"i- BITCH I CANT CONTROL WHO SHE LETS DO THE BOOMBAYAH WITH HER? I CANT CONTROL HER PREGNANCY WTFYM!!"
"hey hey, whoa whoa no need to yell there man😣"
"ugh, im sorry chan. this day is just so fucking weird‼️"
"its ok-"
*DING*
"wtf was that?" "it was our phones, dumbass."
"okay first, RUDE. second, why did Hyunjin send a worldwide message?"
"and wtf is he yapping about-"
"YO! CHAN ARE YOU READING THIS?"
"NO?? WHATS IT SAY??!"
"Dear Stays, Onces, Reveluvs, and everybody else. Kpop stan or not. This is Hwang Hyunjin from the south korean boy band STRAYKIDS. On March 20th, My 24th birthday, i will be swimming overseas to texas naked and please do not follow me or worry about me. If there is any problem, JYP-pidnim will have bodyguards in texas waiting for me. Rest assured."
"oh my god what type of members have i chose.."
"BAHHAAHAHA IM DYING OF LAUGHTER BROO"
"who gave him this idea.."
"BAHAHHA OMDSS I BET IT WAS HAN!!"
"oh my god im leaving straykids.."
"BAHAH- what."
"BRO ONE OF MY MEMBERS IS A CAT, THE OTHER ONE JUST EMBARRASSED THE WHOLE GROUP, AND THE REST ARE MANIACS!"
"atp lets become a kpop duo"
"truee, we'd be the best duo out there"
"YUPP‼️ you get it fr!"
"but like actually, wtf do i do?"
"maybe we should all try and convince hyunjin to stop?"
"hm, maybe. You're insanely popular right?"
"Yeah why?"
"post on twitter about this and how he should be stopped!"
"but-" "PLEASE KYUJIN FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. FOR UR BEST FRIEND HYUNJIN. FOR STRAY KIDS. AND FOR UR SOULMATE ME!!"
"soulmate- ugh, fine. i'll do it right now.."
"YAY THANK YOU KYU 😘🫰"
"whatever man.."
*Kyujin unlocks her phone and opens twitter."
"soo, i'm pretty sure we ALL saw hyunjins post. and is no one else concerned? what about the mysterious creatures under there. what if he gets sick? what if theres a shark? hyunjin my bestie, we're all worried about you. please dont hurt yourself by doing this! stay safe man💕."
"anddd, posted."
"THANK YOU KYU MY LOVEEE!!"
"a- OKAY OKAY YOUR WELCOME"
"ugh, i really hope this worked.. you tagged hyunjin right?"
"yup"
"thank you, while were waiting we should get some snacks them come hide back here just incase."
"okay!! 7-eleven here we come!"
