Friday Night Funkin | Oneshot Fanfic | Car Incident

Car Incident

"Pico! I got a great idea!" Boyfriend chirped rather excitedly, while running towards the other male who was laying on the sofa, watching TV, and minding his own business until he heard the bluenette call to him.

Pico raised an eyebrow and replied. "What?" Sounding rather unimpressed, and with a bored look.

He pretty much predicted already that whatever Boyfriend had in mind, it'd be pretty chaotic. If last week's bathroom flooding incident told him anything, is whatever Boyfriend has cooking up his mind, CANNOT be anything BUT trouble.

He just hoped that the mess won't be any bigger than last time. Especially, since it took 3 days to clean the colorful stains that those bath bombs left all over the floors, walls, and other bathroom items. Even his own clothes.

"There's a brand new trend goin on in TwisTurn!" Boyfriend answered Pico's question, as he held up his own phone to show him the trend. Pretty much putting his phone right up to the other's face as if the bluenette was an energetic kid, showing a parent their drawing. "This one's surely gonna get me noticed!" He boldly stated.

Pico rolled his eyes to take a look. "Let's see..."

The short video was of some shirtless guy on top of a pretty expensive-looking car, flexing their muscles as if they had much to show for. There was also music in the background while the camera panned to them from different directions and angles in a curved motion.

It's as if the guy was posing for some sort of car commercial!

To Pico, it looked ridiculous, something he'd see on TV. He'd tell Boyfriend as such if he hadn't looked into his eyes and seen the sparkle of excitement in them.

Once he has his mind set on something, Boyfriend won't back down so easily.

While Pico does admire those traits in Boyfriend and finds them rather hot sometimes, they are also quite troublesome to deal with, especially when Boyfriend gets a REALLY stupid idea.

"Bee, are you SURE you want to do this?" Pico raised a brow to the blue-haired male, perhaps hoping that the look he's giving would be enough to discourage Boyfriend from this idea.

To his dismay, it didn't.

"ABSOLUTELY!" Boyfriend yelled with confident certainty that almost made Pico deaf for a second.

"You don't even have a car! Heck, I don't even have one either! So how are you even going to DO this challenge?" Pico reasoned, despite knowing he'd regret the answer. But he had to try, right?

Boyfriend smirked mischievously.

Pico could only respond with a nervous gulp.

---

The two were outside, and to Pico's dismay, they were on one of their neighbor's driveways, staring at an expensive-looking car parked next to the house.

"Bee..." Pico slowly turned his head to Boyfriend, sounding like metal grinding metal. "WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK!!?" His head formed a vein from his skull.

Boyfriend just picked his ear with a pinky, making sure to himself that Pico didn't make him deaf. "Ah! Jeez! Chill will ya!? The neighbor isn't home, but others around us might hear ya!"

"Well MAYBE we shouldn't be here just to do a stupid TwisTurn challenge! That app rots people's brains with ridiculous trends anyway!" Pico was shaking his hands, having them like claws to emphasize his frustration, as well as how stupid this idea is.

Boyfriend waved his hand dismissively. "Oh please! We'll be FINE!" Boyfriend then took his phone out of his pocket and tossed it over to Pico.

Pico struggled a little to catch it in a rather comedic fashion before managing to get a hold of Boyfriend's phone and sighing in relief.

Pico watched in dismay as Boyfriend walked over to the car. Boyfriend just smiled at him and gave a wink. Pico rolled his eyes in response of course.

"Alright. Fine then. If ya ain't gonna listen ta me, then at least promise we'll be out of here in no time. I'm NOT gonna be payin damages ta anyone's bad choices." Pico then swiped to the phone's video record setting.

"Can't you just shoot the guy?" Boyfriend asked as he was climbing the car.

"Bee, it's way more expensive to bail myself out of prison than it is to bail YOU out after causing arson to a fast food restaurant." Pico argued as he aimed the camera towards the other.

"I still don't understand how that kinda shit works..." Boyfriend muttered to himself, as he got himself ready to pose.

Boyfriend stood on top of the car, placing his foot right onto the window and doing a victorious pose, as if he won a fight against a fire-breathing dragon, while Pico did his best to record and pause to do panning shot effects. He has NEVER manned a camera before, so it was definitely difficult.

Then suddenly...

CRACK!

Pico lifted his head up and saw in shock that Boyfriend had applied SO MUCH pressure to the window of the car that his foot ACTUALLY BROKE THROUGH!

"DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF FAT ASS OR SOME SHIT!? HOW THE FUCK!!?" Pico shouted as he ran over to look at the damages.

Boyfriend had cartoonish tears of panic run down his eyes. "I-I DON'T KNOW!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!" The bluenette then began to flail his arms. "HAS THIS GUY NEVER HEARD OF BULLET PROOF CAR WINDOWS!!?"

"HOLD STILL YOU DUMBASS!" Pico wrapped his arms around Boyfriend's waist and tried to pull him out. Then to make matters worse, the car's alarm BLARED loudly as if it was the alarm of a fire truck. "Shit..." Pico muttered under his breath.

The two can see lights coming on from other people's houses due to the noise.

"W-Well at least this situation couldn't get any worse, right?" Boyfriend hoped they could still get out of this once Pico pulled him out.

And then...

The lights of the neighbor's house whose car they broke turned on.

"BEE! You said the house was empty!" Pico looked at him glaring.

"I....think I forgot ta check the upstairs." Boyfriend gave an anime sweatdrop once he remembered that.

Pico facepalmed with one hand while still holding Boyfriend's waist with the other. "FU-"

---

Both Pico and Boyfriend gripped the bars of their cell. They pretty much got sent to prison for the charges of either attempted car theft or causing property damage to said car.

They were both adorned in orange prison jumpsuits. Pico looked annoyed while Boyfriend just looked in dismay.

"Bee. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fuckin kill you while we're in prison?" Pico turned to him with his left eye twitching and teeth clenched with fury.

"Uhh...I'm hot, sexy, and you like to bang me?" The bluenette just grins stupidly after coming out with that kind of answer. "And you also love me very much!"

Pico just...hung his head and sighed. His anger diminished from that response.

Boyfriend saw this and felt rather guilty. Though that vanished in an instant once he got an imaginary light bulb shined above his head.

"I think I know how we can get out of here." Boyfriend said as he reached from behind the pants of his orange prison attire.

"How?" Pico, still looking defeated, looked at him.

From between his cake factory-sized cheeks, Boyfriend extracted a microphone. "This!" The bluenette flashed that familiar cocky grin.

Pico sighed at first, then let out a chuckle. "Welp. Better ta rap our way out than stay here then!"

And thus they proceed to probably rap battle everyone there. Including the prisoners just cause they were bored.

Did they escape? Well, they formed a prison gang before causing a riot to escape, so all's well that ends well.

Probably.