Miauw-zou Wo Miauw-geyo! (Attack On Titan Cats!)

-Chapter 2-

-Chapter 2-

i see a box, it's not a small one but not a big one either, small mews erupt from the box as i slowly open the top of it. As soon as I open it a Black cat jumps to my face scratching me just beside my right eye. '' aaah'' I half scream as I fall on my precious ass and cover up the now bleeding scratch. After the black cat scratched me, a brown cat ran up to him and pounced on him. After the pounce the black cat looked like it wanted to kill the brown cat, probably as a saying: '' bad kitty'' or something. I saw a lot of cats in the box and I couldn't help but pick up the box. After picking the black cat carefully up by its scruff and putting it in the box, the brown cat jumped in right after the black cat. after i picked up the box with a surprisingly big amount of cat to be precise,12 cats. and put it in my car. I put the box in the car and before closing the car i said:'' Please don't break anything, i still have to get my juice and eggs so i will get some cat stuff hmm food i think, maybe some tuna and some toys! yes yes i will do that!!!'' when i said that a yellow cat looked at me like it wanted to facepalm at my antics but i didn't care. I locked the car and went to get all the stuff.

After a great 7 or 8 minutes I went back to the car. ''Look kitties what I got you, I got some cans of tuna, some cans of wet food in the taste of some chicken, some beef, some goose, some salmon and more! And I got play stuff like those mouses and a feather on a stick and some fluffy balls and some balls with bells on it look they jiggle and make sound!!!'' I explain to the cats, full of happiness. But my happiness is short when I see the cats look uninterested in all the toys. I sigh "I'm pretty clueless about what you all are thinking but i guess you don't like the toys...'' I put down the bag and close the trunk again, careful not to hurt any of the cats. When I sit in the front seat a yellow-ish cat comes to sit in the passenger seat. The fur looks a little bit unnatural. ''Hmm hello kitty why is your fur so yellow? did someone dye it against your will? come on let's get you home and get all the dye out of you..'' I said to the cat. The cat just looked at me and meowed. Driving home was a challenge as the yellow cat tried to push on all buttons in my car. But I arrived home safely with the cots. When i arrived inside u put different kinds of wet food flavors in different bowls. a brown cat immediately ran to it and started eating, no it wasn't eating it was more like shoving it all inside. ''wow wow calm down little one leave something for the others, i have enough you won't starve.'' I said to the cat while putting it further away from the food. ''Maybe I should call you: Foodie"' I giggled.

After they all ate well, mostly all, some didn't eat but I guess they weren't hungry. Then I decided to wash them to get all the yellow dye out and get rid of the possible flees. Some cats were sweeties and just let it happen but 2 brown cats and the black cat from earlier and another black cat stayed with a brown cat. 1 brown cat was just too hyper to wash and i couldn't reach the other brown one because a black cat was protecting it '' aahw a male protecting its female'' i cooed. and when i said that the brown cat hissed at me. ''Hissing at me? wait are you a female?'' I said as i picked the black cat up looking at it '' A black female and a brown.......'' I picked the brown one up. ''male, a black female and a brown male, a female protecting a male?'' I looked at the cats in confusion.

After drying all the cats I checked their gender. After checking the genders of all the cats, I realized that there was a huge imbalance. Of the total 12 cats, there were 4 females (2 brown, 1 yellow, and 1 black) against 8 males (3 yellow, 3 brown, 1 gray, and 1 black). The males outnumbered the females 3:1, which is not a healthy situation.' 'Damn so many guys and so few girls.... go show them girls are boss here, after me tho...'' After I said that, the cats looked at me with a deadpan expression. welp time for the names, because I don't think you have names. 

''After the names were going to the vet, just to make sure none of you get the females pregnant I'm gonna castrate you all'' Just as I said that the male started to hiss extremely while the females looked horrified. '' yeah lets do that'' I looked at the male cats with a smug grin obviously joking but of course those cats didn't know. After a big fight I got all the cats in 4 cages, with of course having the males and the females separate. and then I put the cages one by one in the car. 

this is part 2!!!!!