PILOT 2/2

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Y/N'S POV:

"Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart! Quite a pleasure! Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha, sooo many orphans..." he says as he walks in

I walk in and look around I see a scary woman grabbing a spear
Running to alastor

"Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra! I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy show shitlord!" She says threatening to alastor she looks at you then walks to you

"If hurt her then I will kill you" says then walks back to Al

"Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here... I would've done so already..."
He says I giggle

"Honey I understand the suspicion of us overlords but please don't be scared" I say to Vaggie touching her shoulder to comfort her giving a soft smile she blushes and walks to angel dust who was sitting on the couch  i look at Al and Charlie as they talk then walk away 

Then look at him again and i see him walking to the fireplace
At the snap of his finger, a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn down one as he approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot, which then opens its eye and poofs the soot off her
"This little darling is Niffty!" Al says

"Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!  Why're you all women? Are there any men here?! I'm sorry, that's rude. Oooh, man! This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense Oh, my gosh! This is awful! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!" She rambles running everywhere then going to me "how your so pretty and cute" she says then giggles creepily "thank ya darling" I say to her

[TIMESKIP TO MY MAN]

As alastor stops singing a wall explodes and debri hits me on the back making fall in pain yelping everyone notices and looks mad but Al looks the most angry as he helps me up  and sets me down on the couch he walks outside I then pass out

ALASTOR'S POV:

"Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor!" The snake man says
"Do I know you?" I ask
"Oh, yes you do!  And this time, I have the element of- SURPRISE! Ahaha! I'm so evil!" He says laughing

"Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now..."

I use my magic to change the sign to "Hazbin Hotel"



"STAY TUNED"

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