Oh God they're all Vines & memes (ft. OCs!)

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- Goonya Monster -

Anemone, with a Leech holding a sign saying "New friend": So you want one of these?

Moray: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anemone: Are you sure?

Moray: More than anything in the world.

Anemone: Okay, now, if you want one of these, you're gonna have to talk... *switches sign the Leech is holding to the side saying "Stranger"* to one of these.

Moray: Holy shit, what the hell is that?

Anemone: Moray, it's the same one—

Moray: NO. NO. NO. GET IT THE FUCK OUT OF THE LAB.


- Puyo Puyo -

Tomo: Where's my chicken?

Vale, with a wing in his mouth: This chicken?

Tomo: Where's my hoodie?

Vale, wearing the hoodie: This hoodie?

Tomo, looking for Atari: Where's my girlfriend?

Vale, holding Atari: This girlfriend?

*Tomo jumps him*


- Dragalia Lost -

Mym: Euden? Euden? I want you to fuck me, Euden. FUCK ME.


- Super Monkey Ball -

YanYan, hyping herself up to give herself as a gift to AiAi: Okay, you can do this.

*later*

MeeMee, seeing a rather large box in wrapping paper: ...Are you okay?

YanYan: CALL 911—


- Sonic the Hedgehog -

Eggman, about Orbot and Cubot: Every time you have to yell at your henchmen, put a screw in your No-Yelling Sock, and soon you'll have a weapon to beat them with.


- Samba de Amigo -

*Amigo is dancing to Happy Synthesizer*


- Pokémon -

Juliana: What do you have there?

Kieran, trying to hide Terapagos: A smoothie.


- Klonoa -

Klonoa: Hey, man, do you have any shaving cream?

Guntz: No, I don't like the taste.

Klonoa: ...You eat shaving cream?

Guntz: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?


- One Step From Eden -

Saffron: There's only one thing worse than a criminal. *moves a piece of paper* Boom.

Reva: War.

Saffron: No, a war criminal. And what is worse than that? *moves another piece of paper* An accidental war criminal.


- Puyo Puyo -

Tomo, on the phone: One moment, sir. *mutes phone* Get us the lasagna. Mmm. Lasagna.


- Goonya Monster -

Toad: Hey, could you pass my water?

Goonyan: This one, nyamo?

Toad: Yeah, could you—

Goonyan: Bounce pass.

*the glass shatters*


- Sonic the Hedgehog -

Sonic: What do you think you're gonna do, hit me? I'm literally the fastest hedgehog on the—

*he gets punched and sent flying by the Badnik*


- One Step From Eden -

*Saffron, Shiso, and Selicy are together. Saffron and Shiso are eating popsicles while Selicy is eating an entire block of ice*


- Samba de Amigo -

Yamigo, appearing from out of nowhere: Are you ready to battle?

Amigo: Nah, what the hell did I just miss?


- Klonoa -

Huepoe, from the other room: Ayo, the pizza here!

*Klonoa is about to come down, but trips and falls down the stairs*

Klonoa: My ears burn...


- Pokémon -

Hau: It is Wednesday, my dudes. *proceeds to let out a progressively louder scream*


- Mr. Driller -

Susumu: Hey, can I have a sip of that water?

Ataru: It's not water.

Susumu: Vodka! I like your style!

Ataru: It's vinegar.

Susumu: ...What?

Ataru: It's vinegar, pussy.


- Goonya Monster -

Moray, seeing a Magician in the base: Hey. You're not supposed to be in here. Leave or I'll make you—

*the Magician vanishes*

Moray: What the hell? Where did it go...?


- One Step From Eden -

*Saffron is documenting a few spells*

Saffron, internally: BS. BS. Quote. *she pauses for a bit* BS—


- YooHoo and Friends (specifically Undead Unleashed) -

Oops, to Orca: Hey, you. Get out of here before you get hurt. Hey, turn around when I'm talking— *Orca kicks him from behind in Nega-Dragon form*

Koops, watching the whole thing: I couldn't even see her...!


- Sonic the Hedgehog -

Clerk: Alright, that's gonna be fifty cents.

Vector, internally: Fifty cents? I thought this was the dollar store! Something fishy's going on here!

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