- Goonya Monster -
Anemone, with a Leech holding a sign saying "New friend": So you want one of these?
Moray: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anemone: Are you sure?
Moray: More than anything in the world.
Anemone: Okay, now, if you want one of these, you're gonna have to talk... *switches sign the Leech is holding to the side saying "Stranger"* to one of these.
Moray: Holy shit, what the hell is that?
Anemone: Moray, it's the same one—
Moray: NO. NO. NO. GET IT THE FUCK OUT OF THE LAB.
- Puyo Puyo -
Tomo: Where's my chicken?
Vale, with a wing in his mouth: This chicken?
Tomo: Where's my hoodie?
Vale, wearing the hoodie: This hoodie?
Tomo, looking for Atari: Where's my girlfriend?
Vale, holding Atari: This girlfriend?
*Tomo jumps him*
- Dragalia Lost -
Mym: Euden? Euden? I want you to fuck me, Euden. FUCK ME.
- Super Monkey Ball -
YanYan, hyping herself up to give herself as a gift to AiAi: Okay, you can do this.
*later*
MeeMee, seeing a rather large box in wrapping paper: ...Are you okay?
YanYan: CALL 911—
- Sonic the Hedgehog -
Eggman, about Orbot and Cubot: Every time you have to yell at your henchmen, put a screw in your No-Yelling Sock, and soon you'll have a weapon to beat them with.
- Samba de Amigo -
*Amigo is dancing to Happy Synthesizer*
- Pokémon -
Juliana: What do you have there?
Kieran, trying to hide Terapagos: A smoothie.
- Klonoa -
Klonoa: Hey, man, do you have any shaving cream?
Guntz: No, I don't like the taste.
Klonoa: ...You eat shaving cream?
Guntz: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?
- One Step From Eden -
Saffron: There's only one thing worse than a criminal. *moves a piece of paper* Boom.
Reva: War.
Saffron: No, a war criminal. And what is worse than that? *moves another piece of paper* An accidental war criminal.
- Puyo Puyo -
Tomo, on the phone: One moment, sir. *mutes phone* Get us the lasagna. Mmm. Lasagna.
- Goonya Monster -
Toad: Hey, could you pass my water?
Goonyan: This one, nyamo?
Toad: Yeah, could you—
Goonyan: Bounce pass.
*the glass shatters*
- Sonic the Hedgehog -
Sonic: What do you think you're gonna do, hit me? I'm literally the fastest hedgehog on the—
*he gets punched and sent flying by the Badnik*
- One Step From Eden -
*Saffron, Shiso, and Selicy are together. Saffron and Shiso are eating popsicles while Selicy is eating an entire block of ice*
- Samba de Amigo -
Yamigo, appearing from out of nowhere: Are you ready to battle?
Amigo: Nah, what the hell did I just miss?
- Klonoa -
Huepoe, from the other room: Ayo, the pizza here!
*Klonoa is about to come down, but trips and falls down the stairs*
Klonoa: My ears burn...
- Pokémon -
Hau: It is Wednesday, my dudes. *proceeds to let out a progressively louder scream*
- Mr. Driller -
Susumu: Hey, can I have a sip of that water?
Ataru: It's not water.
Susumu: Vodka! I like your style!
Ataru: It's vinegar.
Susumu: ...What?
Ataru: It's vinegar, pussy.
- Goonya Monster -
Moray, seeing a Magician in the base: Hey. You're not supposed to be in here. Leave or I'll make you—
*the Magician vanishes*
Moray: What the hell? Where did it go...?
- One Step From Eden -
*Saffron is documenting a few spells*
Saffron, internally: BS. BS. Quote. *she pauses for a bit* BS—
- YooHoo and Friends (specifically Undead Unleashed) -
Oops, to Orca: Hey, you. Get out of here before you get hurt. Hey, turn around when I'm talking— *Orca kicks him from behind in Nega-Dragon form*
Koops, watching the whole thing: I couldn't even see her...!
- Sonic the Hedgehog -
Clerk: Alright, that's gonna be fifty cents.
Vector, internally: Fifty cents? I thought this was the dollar store! Something fishy's going on here!
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Multifandom wack
HumorThat's the whole point. Just a collection of incorrect quotes from different fandoms I'm interested in. All quotes either come from incorrect quote generators or other things. Obligatory language warning, also things may kinda go into the lewd terri...