Long long ago about 1000000000000000000000000000 years ago the world died and squid people emerged, but before that happened a very very very handsome young man names slimeicus demacromacon the 19th or slime for short got there early,he drank nothing but mug root beer and was addicted to gambling.
One day he decided to play splatoon after peer pressure from the cool kids (squid squad) and after he drank his first big kid beer he went into game stop and bought it
He plays the game and HATES IT
"WHY IS EVERYONE GAY?!?!?!"
(Slime is very homophobic)
He breaks the game and then gets teleprompter
Into the world of s p l a t o o n
Wowoowowowowowoowow
YOU ARE READING
The adventures of slime and Ilo and ash baby in splatsville
EspiritualGay ass fanfic of me and my sugar daddy slime
