5 Of Them...

Oh no-

HHHHHHHHHHHHH im writing this on my birthday bc I have nothing else to doooo

POV: Sturmabteilung

I blinked as everyone was freaking out and shouting. But me and the others aren't really- doing anything. I looked over at Wehrmacht, who, like me, was so done with this. I closed my eyes but felt someone bump into me. I furrow my eyebrows, bare my teeth, and growl, "Watch yourself." They were taller than me, wow, I didn't know that was possible. (that was sarcastic btw) They had a thick Russian accent and shot back, 

"Well, at least I wasn't standing in the way."

"Well, at least I'm not communist," I hissed.

He growled and squared up, and and prepared for a fight as well. Jugend noticed and chanted, "FIGHT! FIGHT FIGHT! FIGHT!" I sighed and heard someone in the nervous crowd mutter "Oh no-"

I looked back at the country and he was already pouncing on me. I moved out of the way and ran at him, shoving him to the ground as he grabbed my arm, bringing me down as well. He managed to get me in a headlock, so I struggled and bit his arm, he screamed in pain and let go, clutching his bleeding arm. I took a few steps back, ready to run at him again, but Wehrmacht shook his head 'no' and motioned to a disappointed Reich. I sighed and looked at the communist, who was being held back by other countries with his arm already bandaged.

I growled a warning at him and walked back to the people whom I was actually familiar with. I took a spot next to SS, who tapped my arm and remarked, "I like how you bit his arm, violent and bloody. I should take that from your book." I sighed and soon found Jungend sitting on my shoulders, who seemed like... wha- is he taking a nap on me?! I grumbled and mumbled to myself, "I guess I'm not moving.."

SS giggled at me and then whined, "I'm hungryyYyyYyYYyyyy"

Reich huffed and sneered, "We're all hungry. You can wait."

SS angrily muttered a few 'non-child-friendly words' about Reich, leaving and shoving countries out of his way, trying to find the kitchen. He left for a bit while I closed my eyes, letting Jungend sleep on me. SS barged back in, demanding, "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE KITCHEN?!?!!!" A country with a red maple leaf on their flag sighed and led a very pissed-off SS to the kitchen. I thought, 'God SS acts more like a child than Jungend sometimes..'

He came back, food in his grasp. To be honest, I was actually pretty hungry myself. SS once again stood next to me, and offered, "Want one?" I just nodded and took a bag of chips (crisps). Jugend woke up and did the grabby at hands at SS, and SS put a bar of chocolate in Jugend's hand. I ate a chip as Wehrmacht simply grabbed two things and walked back to where he was, giving something to Reich. 

I very much disliked having everybody just watching us eat.. like it's not normal to eat. Apparemtly Reich also hating being watched so he inquired, "Can you not look at us?"

They shuffled around and tried to get back to what they were doing. 

POV: S.S.

I watched them helplessly try to act normal around us. It's not like we bite! Well- uh... actually Sturm and maybe me do. Probably Jungend too- But we only do it when provoked! God I'm bored... I tapped my foot and decided to try and figure out people's personalities and weaknesses based on how they act! I decided on a country who wears sunglasses, I watched him for a bit then settled on the description of "A Red white and blue country who's proud of himself, cocky and arrogant. He doesn't like being challenged and he's actually very self-conscious." Now the question is, do I exploit his weakness because I'm a asshole or be nice and not even approach him? 

Eh, I'd probably get smacked if I did the former, so I won't do it. I groaned, and thought 'What is even the time?!' 

I sighed and looked around, wondering what happened to me. I used to be so feared and powerful! Now I'm just a sadistic whiny bitch... ugh.

I FORGOT THIS EXISTED-