Oh! Uh...hi? I'm Taylor and I...uh...
...Oop yep I'm your narrator, hi y'all so why don't we start from the beginning ok?
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A few years ago back when these beasts called "Humans" ruled the earth.
They were tall, had little to no hair and was god ug- ...umm...getting off track here.
They ruled the earth, while us animals were below them, it had always been this way as far as we can tell.
Then something extraordinary happened, they started to attack one another, so viciously and it terrified us.
Then when all of them went and died, we were so confused, why kill each other?
They were buddies and companions and now they're...dead *Taylor shudders*
Um anyways... Since the humans killed we sorta gained consciousness? Or maybe it was sentience... I can't really tell.
So then after we got smarter and smarter we started to build societies, and we all lived happily.
...Well until that shithead Boris became in charge and stated that we should have no laws. Too bad he's dead now *Taylor shrugs*
And that's just about it, see you next time friends! :)
