~Shower thoughts~ (Logan and Ashlyn)

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I was going to make something ✨sPiCy✨ but didn't have any ideas for what could happen.. So, if you have any ideas let me know (no pressure!). So yeah, I'll make a ✨sPiCy✨ one shot as soon as I can (if I can think of ideas lol)

But, either way, I hope you enjoy it!

XOXO, Malaylay <3
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Logan's POV:

I was bored at my house. Like always, every weekend my grandparents went out with their friends. So, I was alone half of the time. I was laying on his bed when I decided that I should text Ashlyn for fun. So, I went to Ashlyn's contact and started texting her. I had so many questions about life that I needed to ask her (cause I'm sleep deprived asf 💀)


Red Head Ballora

Logan:
Hey! How's it going? I'm SO bored 💀

Ashlyn:
Sup? And yes, I'm bored too...

Logan:
Oh! I changed your contact name. Wanna know what it is?? 😏

Ashlyn:
I got a bad feeling about this.. but oh well, what could it possibly be?

Logan:
It is...
✨Red Head Ballora✨
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE >:D

Ashlyn:
...
Excuse me?
I may be a red Head but you do NOT get to call me that 😡

Logan:
I mean-
It's true.. right?
You have red hair AND you're a ballerina :)

Ashlyn:
Touche..
But seriously, what is it?

Logan:
When you drop a bar of soap on the ground..
Is the floor clean..
Or the soap dirty?

Ashlyn:
...
That's actually smart.
But wouldn't the soap be dirty??

Logan:
DUDE...
If two people read each other's minds..
Who's mind are they reading??

Ashlyn:
Get some sleep.

Logan:
DUDE...
What do your teeth taste like?
Since they're bones..
Wouldn't you be able to tell what they would taste like?

Ashlyn:
...
Logan, you know I love you like a brother..
But for goodness sake GET SOME SLEEP!!!

Logan:
I can't..
But DUDE...
You only have one birthday,
But the rest are basically congratulating you for surviving

Ashlyn:
...
That one's actually smart for someone who's sleep deprived.

Logan:
DUDE...
Erasers die because of your mistakes

Ashlyn:
Logan, my dear brother..
It's TWO IN THE FREAKING MORNING!!

Logan:
DUDE...
If everything is made of atoms,
then school is just forcing other atoms to learn about other atoms

Ashlyn:
...
I'm done.

Logan:
But wait!
I got ONE more! I promise this is the last one, then you can go to bed :)

Ashlyn:
UGHH FINE!!

Logan:
DUDE!!
If everything is possible,
then isn't it possible that some things are impossible?

Ashlyn:
Ok you know what?
FIRST OFF: You're sleep deprived
SECOND: You're gay for Tyler and you know it
THIRD: For once, you should try to sleep
FOURTH: Oh shoot I just realized what I said-

Logan:
Excuse me? Talking about my boyfriend like that?
OK IMA TELL YOU OFF! RIGHT HERE RIGHT ✨ NOW ✨

FIRST OFF: You're a carrot top, you're ballora that's why I call you red Head ballora
SECOND: You're a simp for Aiden, so you got NO room to talk
THIRD: For once, you should STAWP judging books by their cover, specifically MINE
FOURTH: Oh shoot I also just realized what I said-

Ashlyn:
...
You're screwed next time I see you.
Yes, I am dating psycho boy, but you do NOT get to talk about him like that!!!
I'M LEAVING YOU NOW! YOU MAY BE MY LITTLE BROTHER BUT YOU DON'T GET TO TALK SMACK ABOUT MY FUTURE HUSBAND 😡🖕

Logan:
😱
Did you just.. flip me off.?
You know what, frick you
🖕


That's the story of how they started to have beef with each other. It was quite dramatic if you ask me, but since they're siblings, we shall not judge them.
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Word count: 412

Nah bro but the fact that Logan was just like "fRiCk YoU" at the end had me dying lol. Also, like I said before, I was going to make a ✨sPiCy✨ one, but had no ideas for what was going to happen. I was going to use Aiden and Ashlyn though, so that's a plus! This is random, but I was listening to Thinking Out Loud Ed Sheeran and Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake while I was making this >:D

Either way, hope you have a good day/night! Always remember to eat and drink enough and always know that you are perfect the way you are!

Don't forget to smile!

XOXO, Malaylay 😘

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