I HAVE A GUN.

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"Course cate."
"What the heck?"
  "Course cate.... I meant court case!"•••

Hello beautiful people! Happy new years to yal. I hope your holidays were good and even if they weren't, life's all shits and giggles anyway. Anyway here you go *leaves chapter at the edge of your bed*

You're welcome😉

ᰔᩚAnyway, Enjoy my non-crappy writingᰔᩚ

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Unconsciously walking through the isle of the same store you had sworn to never return to, you blankly stared at the cat food with all kinds of brand names and weird flavors. "What in the world...No cat is gonna eat fruity noodle tuna bombs."

"My cat eats them." some rando said eavesdropping on your solo-versation. You just stared at him funny until the lump in your throat just could no longer be contained. "Get away from me you creep." Offended and distraught, you took hold of a can of cat food that said something about juicy blood steak. It sounded decent for Chachamaru anyway so yeah.

Ushering yourself to the next isle, your head collided with a familiar crusty black jersey. You rubbed your head lightly then looked the culprit in the eye. "Mr. Snake kidnapper its nice to see you again. Are you still stocking and selling cartons of milk with sugar in them?" He only looked at you with his unbothered expression. "Don't you have anything to say?" "No, not to you." It took a minute for you to recover from his mood swing attack but you, lovely Y/n, persevered and gathered yourself. "Snake foods please. He's an Albino so I need something that wont affect his tiny  immune system." And then it was the second stare in the face. "He's a snake." He said pointing out the obvious. "Yeah like i didn't know that already? Just give me the goods and I'll be on my way." You snarled displaying a massive eyeroll.

Annoyed with her behavior, he took her over to a box he had with all kinds of gross things like grasshoppers, crickets and snails. You gagged at the sight and instantly covered the box right back up. You felt shocked and baffled. "I asked for snake treats not an insect zoo. Quit the prank and please just bring me what I asked for."

"Stupid girl. He's a snake, THIS IS his diet. And that box over there." He said pointing to he side of him without breaking eye contact. If he wasn't a weird old geezer I would think 'grr...he smeggsy.' Confused and rattled up by his tone, all you could do was stand still, question marks dancing around you. That's how you found out snakes don't be eating canned food and crackers. 

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While Y/n did her shopping and all, the house remained clear of noise. All except the rageful huffs and pants coming from our powerful wind Hashira. The cloth they used to cover his mouth from being allowed to verbalize the wide scope of horrible word, nearly slipped off him. His body was completely engulfed in the strongest metal chains Y/n's suspicious basement could offer. No one questioned it of course, none of them taking no interest in it. Sanemi's blood boiled in desperation to escape and punish his colleagues who'd committed grave sin. Protecting demons and getting in his way of clearing the scum of the earth. He could not understand what it was in them that made them side with the enemy but he knew Y/n was the center piece to the puzzle.

Just above the captured feral Hashira, a group of 6 gathered together and participated in a YouTube tutorial that was on a repeated loop. Kyogai, Aoi, Kotetsu, Rui, Naho, Kiyo and Sumi were all trying to make origami flowers. They didn't actually need to watch the video but Rui and Kotetsu kept fumbling on the parts that needed smaller folds. They struggled slightly with that gentle touch. Womp womp. But at least thry were ocuppied, unlike some people.

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