Taking a stroll in west england, you walk across the shore. Cold wind blasts at you as the sand pricks at your small toes. Theres a thump on the ground. It's you. You fell. Looking up you scream, theres a large sheep head in front of you. "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?". The sheep starts barking loudly. The sheep spits fluids out of its horns. Your new bikini is ruined.
You start a fire under the ship burning it embers.
"Oh no! What happened!" You remark nervously twiddling your fingers at the ashes. Politely you scoop the ashes into an ern and place it on the dock. You feel the presence of a short man behind you.
"W-what do you think you're doing." You turn around to see a really hot man trembling in rage and crying.
"Im sorry, is this your ship," You pickup the ern and outstretch it to him. "It broke when i walked past it, im sorry". The man looks at you, tears streaming down his face as he slowly grabs the ern from you, hugging it.
"Her name was Merry, the going Merry" he cries.
"That's so funny!" You remark. "My names Merry!!!!!".
"My names usopp, but my friends call me Ussopp" he stutters. Usopp sneezes and snot shoots out of his nose romantically.
"If you want. I can help you fix your ship Ussopp" He nods his head and hands you the ashes. You pour them onto the sand. Particles of ash blow away in the wind. "Oh.." Usopp starts shrieking. He kneels onto the ground and starts snorting ash and sand into his nose and mouth.
"MERRY NO!" He eats the Merry's ashes like an amateur snorts cochaine.
"Usopp.. Im so sorry, if you think about it I helped. She'll always be a part of you".
He stand up and wipes away his tears. "You're right!" "From now on I'm the merry Usopp!".
