Usopp throws you into the water and jumps in after you.
"Vr-vroom!!!!!!" He spins in the water like a animal who hit its head too hard got and a concussion and has major brain damage.
"Hahahaha!!! Youre so cute Usopp" You gurgle ocean water in your mouth before spitting it into his face.
"Nuh uhhhh 🙈🙈🙈" Usopp blushes. He licks his eyes like a salamander, unable to hold back his emotions.
"You're cute! Deer cute!!"
"Jinkers!!!!!! You're cuter!!! Two deer cute" He hides half submerged in the water guzzling water.
"You're so cute that I would.." You grab his nose snapping it in half with a large crack. "Keep your nose with me. Forever." <333
Usopp cries out in pain before falling to the ground. You kneel, looking down and him. You grab his broken nose and twist it down the middle, prying it apart. Usopp shrieks in pain. You finally take half of his nose and laugh at him teasingly.
"Usopppp~ you're so silly" You sqeeze his half nose nub. "You're nose is so short now".
Usopp passes out in pain.
