Hauling Usopp on your shoulder, you drag him to your apartment, and down into your neighbors basement. You throw him onto the table and open a box full of plastic.
"Wakey wakey Soppy Poo!!!" You nudge him awake. His eyes open slowly. He takes in his surroundings trembling with fear.
"W-what do you want from me" his eyes swell. He tries to breathe but struggles. You hold out different colors of plastic in front of him.
"What color do you want! For your nose!" He doesn't answer. You frown. "It's either one of these or I'm not fixing your nose!".
"Well, I guess I've always wanted a shorter nose. The guys always make fun of me. Maybe it's better this way" Usopp sighs.
"Uh!!! Im making it red. Then you can be the Merry Rudolph Usopp! Ahaha!" Scooping red plastic in your hands you run out of the basement locking the door behind you.
In the kitchen you boil the red plastic into a liquid. After stirring the pot, you oil up your half of Usopp's nose and throw it into the pot. Once it covers in melted plastic you pull it out and put it in the fridge.
An hour later you return to Usopp with mold of his nose. "Usopp im back!" Before he can take a breath you pounce onto him and stick needles into his nose, actively sewing on the mold. He squirms underneath you mumbling something under his breath. You get off of him. "Good as new!".
"Thank you Merry" he touches his nose blushing. "It's really nice I like it"
"Its the least I could do!" You smile and escort him out of the basement.
