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HAHAHAHA YOU FELL FOR IT IM NOT WRITING THAT GROSS HIT YET AHASHASDASKHDAJSHDAJKSHDALK ehres the actual chapter


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uzi being very uncomfortable left to go do something.. anything.. away from her dorm, she decided V's dorm would be the best option because its close and she wants to talk to her friend 

Uzi  on call with V still: im gona go down to your dorm is that ok

V: sure!

Uzi: i think thad and N are doing something bad in the room next to me

V: i heard

Uzi: yeah

V: so like when will you get ther-

Uzi: im here

V: oh

{v opens the door}

V: sup uzi

Uzi: you know wassup

V: yeah i do

Uzi: can i come in

V: just go to the couch first i dont need you to steal all my food again

Uzi: that was a good day

V: not for me

Uzi: but for me it was

V: fuck me

Uzi: i will

V: WHAT

Uzi: NOTHING

V: (⓿_⓿)

Uzi: ( •̀ ω •́ )

V: ...

Uzi: :"]

V: ?

Uzi: ?

V: :]

Uzi: :]

V: want some vodka

Uzi: YE

{a few minutes later}

Uzi: I WaNNNa gEt a YuMYyy 

V: oK 

{j walks in to see them drunkenly doing stupid shit}

J: what th efuck

V: HIiiIIIiI

Uzi: Is tHAT JAay

v: yEAh

v: heYEheEy jjjjJjjJJjjj

J: what

V: LEAVE

J: OK

{j runs}

V: sO UzI

{they start laughing like mainiacs then pass out ontop of eachother}

Thad and N: ooooo they are so cute

{V and Uzi wake up slightly hungover from the vodka but are still alive}

V: get up uzi its like  noon

Uzi: NOON?

V: noon.

Uzi: wow

V: yeah

Uzi: wow

V: yeah

Uzi: yeah

V:wow












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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WRITE DRUNK PEOPLE

anyways why does thois book have 76 reads its not even good






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