Chapter 2:Finney has a type of rabies?!

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𝓨𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼
𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖋𝖗𝖐𝖓𝖙 𝖋𝖑𝖗 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑 𝖑𝖎𝖋𝖊
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𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩,𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙙,𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙚𝙩𝙘

Bruce:ballsucker
Finney:i.tickle.peoples.toes

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𝓓𝓶𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓕𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓮𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓑𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓮

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:Men are so hot

𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻:I'm a Fonna shipper Rinney doesn't exist/j
I like ants
😍😍

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:Oh a ant bit me today

𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻:😨
             How...

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:I have rabies because after the ant bit me it started tweaking

𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻:WHAT
Maybe it wasn't tweaking it was twerking
Now you have the twerkle

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:It was it was shaking and the ant legs came off

𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻:AHH IM EATING😭
EWWW did u just watch it??😭

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:Then the ants legs blew away into some person's house by the window and into their food

𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻:BAHAHAHAHA R U FR?

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:Kinda..

𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻:😨

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:Because the ants legs blew I to my food instead of the person in a house foods

𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻:BRO...
         did u still eat it?

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:No I forced my little cousin to eat it

𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻:WHAT..
       Forced?? U just smashed her head into it or smth 😭

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:And they started tweaking and they started barking and crawling around

𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻:what....is ur cousin okay...💀

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:No...they jumped out a window

𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻:AH WYAT

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:And then broke into a store and bit off this man's finger and toe

𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻:Ik ur lying lol💀

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:No I'm not I'm being fr💀

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:My dog is giving me a lap dance

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:(wishing it was Robin fr)

𝘽𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩 2 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨

𝙄.𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙚.𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙨.𝙩𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩

𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻:WHAT,DAWG YOUR FRUITY(KEEP PLAYING I'LL MESSAGE ROBIN)

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:uwu,what

𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻:YOU SAID YOU WISH IT WAS ROBIN

𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻:A dog is humping me(Wish it was Vance fr)

𝘽𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:WOAH THERE BUDDY

𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻:What?

𝓘.𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓻.𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼.𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼:😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👊👊👊

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