No one's pov.
The ponies clicked their hooves against the ground, causing Brooke and Sid to slide down. Sid screaming, of course. Eddie and Crash were about to laugh but the ponies clicked their hooves again, causing all mammals to fall. Everyone screamed. But they all stopped when they were close enough to the ground. Buck Crash and Eddie laughed.
"Please keep your arms and legs inside the tram at all times.", spoke Brooke, "But allow your spirit to roam free...in Geotopia."
Peaches seemed excited, "I have a good feeling about this. Maybe he'll be able to help us."
"She did say he knows all.", added Julian, "And all's a lot!"
Soon they arrived at their location.
"Here he is.", presented Brooke, "The Master of Meditation, the Supreme Serene...the four-time Heavy Thoughts champion of the world!"
Summer's pov.
Some animal banged the gong. There stood a bundle of fur. On a leg. Suddenly, a head appeared. It looked at all of us. Then it "rolled" itself out. Revealing a llama. He spat out his spit and it landed in a bowl. I grimaced.
"Is that a llama?", asked Granny, "I hate llamas. They spit and smell."
"So does she.", commented Diego and my kids busted out laughing.
"So do we!", exclaimed the possums and high-fived.
The llama jumped to the ground. Anteaters cleaned him up.
"...Greetings, mammals!", spoke the llama, "The Shangri Llama will see youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu now."
"Oh, wonderful.", said Buck and looked around, "So where is he?"
"He is here. Talking to you.", reassured the llama.
"Oh, I get it.", exclaimed Sid, "He's a ventriloquist and you're the dummy."
"No, you're the dummy.", argued the llama.
"No, you're the dummy."
"No, you're the dummy."
"This is the guy that's going to save us.", whispered Slash.
"Look within. You're the dummy.", said the llama and spat out into a bowl.
"Disgusting.", expressed Buck and clapped, "Loved that. New topic. We're all about to die."
"Well, that's no good.", said the llama, "Stress is a killer. Let us loosen our limbs and open our minds. Downward Dog!"
The llama did a pose.
"Uh...seriously?", asked Manny.
"I'll wait. I have all the time in the world."
The males groaned and did the pose.
"Actually, you don't have all the time in the world.", corrected Buck, waving his arms around, "None of us do. You see, there's this thing in the sky.
"Oh. That blinding light that seems to get larger by the minute?", said the llama and laughed, "What about it? Seems fine to me."
"With all due respect, Your Twistiness, that's an asteroid. It's magnetically attracted to this place and it's heading straight for us.", continued Buck.
The llama spat out, "Aha! It must desire our magnetic crystals. Well, who can blame it? They're really quite something. Did you know their power grants eternal youth? I am over 400 years old. Mmm-hmm."
"That's not possible.", I said.
"Sure it is.", spoke the bunny, "I'm 326! Whoo!"
"Huh? You don't look a day over 275.", commented Granny.
