in order for you to be sworn into the potato cult you must take the potato oath
repeat after me
i solemnly swear
to worship potatoes
and bow before the potato gods
to devote all of my time and energy to potatoes
and to live by the law of potato land
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potato cult
Randomit's a potato cult this is a complete joke btw don't take any of it seriously if you devote your life to potatoes you are taking this too seriously
oath of potato
in order for you to be sworn into the potato cult you must take the potato oath
repeat after me
i solemnly swear
to worship potatoes
and bow before the potato gods
to devote all of my time and energy to potatoes
and to live by the law of potato land