Greetings and salutations, my fellow potato-worshippers. We gather today to receive an announcement from I, the messenger of the potatoes.
By order of the High Potato Elders, we shall be changing the format and organisation of this cult. They have declared that they should prefer any necessary questions be answered rather than a complete retelling of the story of the Holy Vegetable. They feel as if it is a necessary action for the long-term preservation of this incredible religion, and, of course, we shall obey the commands of the Order. Please ask your questions whenever they arise!
Have a wonderful day, all!
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Randomit's a potato cult this is a complete joke btw don't take any of it seriously if you devote your life to potatoes you are taking this too seriously