"With Vincent out of the way, I could CONQUER THE WORLD!" I said maniacally to myself. With world domination on my mind and a beautifully frosted, rainbow sprinkled, chocolate glazed donut at my finger tips, I'm unstoppable!Nothing could get in my way! I was a baby who just escaped it's cruel crib of confinement! I picked it up with delicacy and stared at it with awe in my eyes and love in my heart. Nothing could bring me down now! But of course this story wouldn't be interesting if that was the case.
Ike, with one fowl swoop of his arm, karate chopped the donut out of my hand. Helpless against that bear of a dog, I watched in horror as my breath-taking delicacy plummeted to it's death! I did my best Marlin Brando impression before that knuckle-head McSpazzatron swallowed my one true love with a bite I'll never forget! "Ike you little....." I was too angry to even finish a sentence. "CRATE, NOW!" I barked. Now I sound like a dog. Just what I need.
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Chocolate with Sprinkles
HumorEveryone has their favorite donut, right? So here is an in-depth description of what it feels like to see and experience mine!
