Never My Mistake [WangXian / XianWang Fanfic]

CH 2

Wei Wuxian woke up to a searing pain in his lower abdomen. Still a bit disoriented, he turned to Jiang Cheng for answers. "Fuck, A-Cheng, why can't I move?"

"You got stitched up, Wei Wuxian. And, yes, you can move. Can you stop being so dramatic?" Jiang Cheng gave him a short exasperated glance then went back to reading again.

He chuckled. It was so fun riling up his best friend. "When did you like reading newspapers?"

"Just now. I was nervous, Wei Wuxian!" He glared. "Your mom asked me about your whereabouts. I might... have panicked a bit."

"Did you tell him his precious beautiful pretty boy is in the hospital?" His nose scrunched up. "Fuck, I need some wine."

"Shut up, will you? I almost pissed in my pants. I can't tell her you were robbed by five men whom you beat black and blue and almost dead. I had to ask someone to get them to the hospital too, fucker. I assume you know that." Jiang Cheng had a funny look on his face. If it were not for his wound, Wei Wuxian would have been laughing. "I told her you just passed out... drunk."

"EH!? Not a good excuse either!" Wei Wuxian knew Jiang Cheng couldn't invent a story up for the life of him.

"Well, at least, she won't throw a rampage." His friend stood up. "Let me get the doctor."

Wei Wuxian pouted. He loves his mother so much. It was just them now. But! But then, his beautiful mother was a worry-wart and had been giving him an earful of sermons about settling down, finding a nice girl, and having a child. His mom wants him to manage their company, not really a big company, but, decent and profitable. 

BUT he was still 23 and he wanted to live his life, have sex, flirt, and beat annoying people up.

The doctor came in with Jiang Cheng in tow. 

The doctor... He had... cold eyes, nevertheless, beautiful. Pink lips pursed into a straight line. He looked smart and sensible. Ahh~ and handsome too. Tall, a bit pale, with a good body build. Neat. Serious. And, he smells expensive! 

"Hey, handsome."  Wei Wuxian had flirted with a lot before, but not with boys, well, occasionally. He believed so! He mostly flirted with girls. But he did not mind boys either. AND! In his defense, his flirting just resulted to friends, and friends he earned.

"I am Doctor Lan Wangji. Clearly, handsome is not my name," the man monotonously said while checking his IV and writing something on his chart. 

A large hand touched his jaw. What the fuck? Wei Wuxian eyed him with curiosity as the doctor checked his temperature.

"You really are a bit grumpy, handsome." He just couldn't shut up. He heard Jiang Cheng make a noise of disapproval but his attention was on the man, the god, beside him. Am I still really alive? "Am I fine?"

"You are. You just need to rest for a week or two. No extreme movements, Mr. Wei."

"Why are you so concerned about me, handsome? I'm blushing." Wei Wuxian laughed while Dr. Handsome wrote down his temperature. He is so fucking serious. This will be fun. "And you don't have to be so formal, handsome. Call me by my nickname. I am Wei Ying. What's your nickname? We are buddies now."

Jiang Cheng groaned loudly in annoyance.

"I am Lan Wangji. Don't call me handsome." The doctor's brows furrowed. "You will be closely monitored for another 24 hours, then, you can go."

"Dr. Handsome, watch me call you Dr. Handsome every second you visit me." He winked at the doctor who looked at him with an expressionless face. Ahh, I love this challenge. I am up for it. He didn't know why he suddenly wanted to get an expression out of this beautiful man's face. 

Maybe, he was just up for a challenge and fun. Maybe, it was the post-op high. Maybe, he was just a bit intrigued. Nevertheless, he was feeling giddy and nothing could spoil his mood.

"Rest well. Take my advice." The squeaky clean doctor turned around and walked off.

Wei Wuxian laughed heartily wincing in the process. He forgot he wasn't supposed to laugh hard. "Ahh A-Cheng, have you seen him?"

"Yeah, a cold, boring man, clearly not interested in you." Jiang Cheng gave him a glass of water. He squinted at him. "Stop thinking what you are thinking."

"What am I thinking, A-Cheng?" Wei Wuxian smiled deviously. Then, he sipped the water, his eyes never leaving the door.

"You are thinking of getting him as your friend or whatever and stopping at nothing, you brat."

Wei Wuxian smirked. "Fucking perfect, A-Cheng! Bravo! Such a challenge and fun human to be with."

"Gosh, you're an idiot. That man has a stick on his ass. He is too stiff. There is not an ounce of fun in him since yesterday."

Wei Wuxian chuckled again. This time, lightly. "I know he is fun. I just know." He turned to Jiang Cheng. "And A-Cheng?"

"Hmm?" His best friend's head tilted on the other side.

He combed his stray bangs up with his fingers. "Next time, it would be my dick sticking up his ass."

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