Regina hears a faint shouting of "shots shots shots!!!" Leaving Ashely's mouth as she tries to escape the wild bachelorette party. Knowing that she's left the sober level of driving about 5 drinks ago she decides to walk home. Tripping terribly over her heals Regina runs into Emma.
" Regina are you okay? You look awful." Emma says not thinking.
" I am not Regina I am the evil queen!" She manages to say but is slurring her words.
" Regina your drunk let me take you home." After about five minutes of Emma trying to talk logic to a very drunk Regina. Meanwhile Regina slurs out nonsense most of the time. Emma gets enough strength to get Regina or "your majesty" (as Regina has corrected her about a million times in this conversation) into her car.
After a very awkward drive home Emma lets Regina out at her house and makes sure she makes it to the door. Once Regina has yelled at her enough times that she doesn't need help Emma drives away. When Regina steps in the door she is greeted by robin on the couch.
"How was the party?" Robin asks cheerfully
"How was your party?" Regina asks back thinking she is clever with a risen eyebrow and a slight lean forward. Robin rather confused by that response gets up and starts walking toward Regina. As he opens his mouth to speak he is overwhelmed by the smell of alcohol coming from the love of his life.
" Regina are you drunk?"
" Are you drunk?" She asks with a smirk. However this was not smooth this was a fumble forward.
" I'll take that as a yes" he adds with a chuckle. She is so cute in the venerable state.
"how about we get you to bed?"
" No!!" Regina loudly protests
" I wanna stay up with you!"
" well I was just going to bed so I guess that doesn't work now does it love?"
"Oh you won't go to bed" she declares very confident in her words ( although she is still melting them together uncontrollably)
" and why is that?" He asks with a slight laugh.
" cause your not stupid enough to to pass up this." She says point to her body very sloppily
Robin laughs and then looks at the floor for a brief moment in order to think of a response. However when he looks up Regina is unzipping her dress. " hey hey no no your drunk Regina I don't want to take advantage of you" but she ignores him and at this point her once form fitting dress is pooled around her heels.
" how about..." She says bringing her hands around his neck and leaning in so their faces are inches away
" you don't question your queen" Robin can't control himself much longer he loves it when Regina acts demanding.
" well I couldn't very well do that now could I?" He asks resting his hands around her waist and pulling her closer to him. He leans in closing the gap between then and gives a passionate kiss. He draws back to simply here Regina's voice saying
" take me upstairs thief".
