Hazbin Hotel Oneshots ✔

What if both Alastor and Lucifer like the reader at the same time?

What if both Lucifer and Alastor like the reader at the same time?

When these motherfuckers find out they both like u it's a quiet rivalry. They act like kids just for your attention.

Lucifer would probably say "alastor hit me" then go crying to you. If alastor makes up an alibi Luci watches as you go over to Alastor and say sorry for thinking he did that as alastor smirks at Lucifer teasingly actually making him mad before he storms off.

They're both buying u gifts constant and taking you places like your schedule is booked because your hanging out with either one of them Alastor would tease Lucifer around you calling him small and if he got a laugh out of you Lucifer would be bawling his eyes out to Charlie In a secluded area unless you find out and instantly comfort him.

SLEEPOVERS WITH LUCI❤This man buys u duck pajamas so you can both fall asleep together matching 😝Yk those socks what hold hands? You both have a pair but duck version!

Alastor is probably going to be taking you to Rosie's Emporium and buyin you gifts (talks about you to Rosie) They both love seeing you happy sometimes they like it when you cry because they both race to see who can comfort you first.

Lucifer would ask you to cuddle on the couch in the lobby so alastor could see and that mf gets JEALOUS Angel dust would probably tease you about pulling the king off hell and a freaky overlord.

Charlie on the other hand is so happy seeing alastor fall in love and happy that Lucifer moved on from Lilith.

Alastor probably leaves "love bites" on your shoulder he doesn't call them love bites though he says it's marking his territory. The 3 of you matching bracelets begs they'd be so happy (but probably try to hide each other's bracelet so they make you think they lost it) so you always be thinking of him.

Alastor's cat follows you everywhere no joke It hates Lucifer just like al but difference is it starts growling and shaking when lucis next to you. Luci makes you a duck keychain to put on your stuff by it had a cute little hat what looks like his on it😫.

Start hiding stuff Lucifer gets you because Alastor's shadow would destroy it.

Both alastor and his shadow also fight over you. The shadow cat loves when you mess with its ears (same with alastor but he'd never tell you that).

Lucifer  snuggles into you when you're having sleepovers unless you let the shadow in his room it's sitting between you both glaring at you while playing radio static.