*It was a late night after ranpo just celebrated the Armed detective agency's anniversary and someone(AHEM. dazai) who was drunk spiked ranpos water with vodka. Now ranpo is drunk and poe was called to look after ranpo*
"OH MY! Ranpo are you... drunk?!"
*Karl is poes pet raccoon and he is sat on poes shoulder, when Karl had noticed the tension in the room; he quickly jumps off of Poe's shoulder then goes and hides to leave it between ranpo and poe*
*ranpo would have ignored whatever poe had just said as he spoke up* "Hi Ed~ I *hic* missed youu!~" *ranpo would have wrapped his arms around Poe's waist and press his face into his chest before standing slightly up slightly more and nuzzling his face into the nook of Poe's neck* *poe would have gotten caught off guard by ranpo suddenly embracing him before he also wraps his arms around ranpo before replying* "o-oh.. Hello there ranpo-dear *sniff* you're very drunk right now, arent you..?" *poe holds ranpo, he hugs ranpo to help him keep balanced and he strokes ranpos head* "Ed~ why don't we go home and have some funn~" *hed say, once again ignoring whatever poe had just said; as he looked up at poe, his arms still wrapped around Poe's waist. whenever ranpo was drunk, anything he said was always true or what he wanted to do, like he couldn't lie or deny anything if he genuinely liked the idea of something.* "please..?" *poe would have been surprised and caught off-guard by the sudden suggestion,as he stayed quiet for a second before replying back to ranpo.* "hey, we can go home, but I don't think we can have some fun. You are too drunk ranpo. I couldn't do that to you.. We can cuddle though, is that alright?" *poe was tempted, but he had to stay strong otherwise it would be taking advantage, ranpo can't consent when he's this drunk* "..alright, ranpo?" *once ranpo had heard poe say that they couldn't have any "fun" hed let go of him and sniffle a bit, ranpo was really over dramatic while he was drunk, but after a few seconds ranpo would hug onto poe even tighter again and look up at him with teary eyes* "pleaseee Ed..?~" *he would have said, trying to sound as sweet and convincing as he possibly could, he was desperate for attention right now* *poe couldn't say no to the look on ranpos face, ranpo was so adorable when drunk and it broke poes heart. But he still couldn't, it would be wrong, he couldn't use ranpo like that* "oh Ranpo, why must you look at me like this, I can't do it, it wouldn't feel right" *poe has to be strong to resist the temptation* "Please please pl-*hic*ease pleaseeee!~" *ranpo had begged poe as he pouted, it was honestly quite adorable as he was still trying to convince poe to have some fun with him once they got home, making his voice as sweet and alluring as possible* *ranpos pouting face was getting to poe, even when ranpo wasn't drunk he was adorable but ranpo was even more adorable drunk as his emotions were heightened* "oh god, stop being so cute when you are drunk, I'm getting close to giving in" *ranpo was still pouting but he then answered him* "then give in, ed!~ I want to have fun when we get h-*hic*home!~" *ranpo would have looked up at poe with big eyes that were also still slightly teary, his cheeks all red and puffy, his hands in fists and his hair slightly messed up as he still was pouting* "..please?~" *poes resolve broke, he sighed and his face was filled with shame as he agreed* "Fine, we can have some fun when we get home" *poe hated feeling ashamed but he wanted ranpo to be happy, even drunk ranpo was cute and Poe needed to make sure ranpo was happy and healthy, even if that meant letting ranpo have fun with him.* "alright,ranpo dear?" *Once ranpo had heard poe finally agree to have fun with him when they got home his demeanor instantly changed as his smiled widely, his cheeks flushed a reddish pink as his emerald green eyes had shimmered once they opened from them still being watery and the moonlight reflecting off of them, oh dear he looked adorable.* "alrighty poe!~" *poe was shocked at the sudden change ranpo and it was amazing, even though Poe felt ashamed, this adorable, happy, drunk ranpo was just so cute to poe, it was adorable and ranpo became even more attractive whilst drunk. Poe picked up ranpo to carry him to the car as his head was spinning from the vodka*¶|| Creators Notes ||§
I'm sorry I know this is pretty short so far but I will be adding more chapters everytime I remember to, so please be patient with me ☹️😭 but I will let you know that I may forget a lot, so if you ever want to remind me to add another chapter, my discord is: @_.vxmp1r3.h3art._.Thats it now, by loves! ~♡ ||§
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A Drunken Mixup (ranpoe)
RomanceJSYK this is my first ever fanfic, so it might not be that good; probably a little goofy and there most definitely is spelling mistakes. but anyways, theres a few warnings: bl, boy love, gay. I haven't really decided what will fully happen yet but I...