Sesshomaru-sama's POV:
"Wook at deh wittle kitteh! So furrieh...so soft..." I growled. Ever since that damn miko of InuYasha's gave him her cat to watch, he hasn't given it a break all day.
"Meow meow meow!"
"Cute wittle kitteh..."
"Meow meow.."
"Kitteh!"
"Meow!"
"Awww...kitt--"
"InuYasha," I interrupted, irritatedly. He looked up at me and the cat could sense his fear. "What?" "Give it a rest already. You're getting on my nerves with the toddler-talk. It's a cat for crying out loud, treat it like one."
InuYasha growled at me, the cat following after. "Buyo isn't just a cat," he said, taking the cats side, "He's my friend." I groaned.
"My wittle Buyo baby..."
"Mew mew mewww!"
I threw a book at InuYasha.
"AH! JACKASS!" He fell backwards, Buyo trying to come to the rescue by licking the mark I made by hitting him with the novel.
"What the fuck, dude?!"
"I said stop playing with the cat. Give it a rest." InuYasha stood up, Buyo in hand, and shoved him towards me.
"Try it." He smiled down at me, blood trickling from his forehead. I growled, and nodded, using two of my clawed fingers to pet the feline's head. It was a trick I used to calm InuYasha down with whenever he got angry.
"Purrr..."
I looked down. "InuYasha, what was that noise?" He nearly laughed. "Buyo just purred. He's saying he likes you." I ALMOST smiled. "Likes me?"
"Yeah."
I pet it again, taking the feline from InuYasha's arms. "How do you communicate with it?" "*snicker* you don't. You just say a bunch of clobbered up words and Buyo seems to understand."
"Very well, then." I set Buyo down and walked up to my room. I wasn't going to do that in front of InuYasha.
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(My 300th word was InuYasha! :3)
~Timeskip to 1 week later due to Sesshomaru-sama's lack of patience~
The miko finally came and got that annoying feline. "Thanks again, InuYasha! I couldn't take Buyo with me on vacation, so I thought I'd leave him here. Thanks for watching over him. You didn't let Sesshomaru-sama infect him, now did you?" InuYasha laughed. "Jerk didn't even say hi. All he did was pet him." The miko froze. "W-...wha..he didn't poison him, did he?" InuYasha laughed. "No."
She looked over at me. I glared daggers at her, and she immediately hugged InuYasha and left.
"Sesshomawuuu..." I growled. "Don't talk to me like that. You're over 1,000. Don't talk like you're only 500."
"Why? Dwon't wu wanna pway?" My ears twitched. I growled. Damn body.. I've been around that feline for too long.
I even purred.
I. Fucking. Purred.
How unroyal? Must've picked that up from that feline too.
"HAAAAA!!" InuYasha laughed, causing me to attack with poison claws. He ran and I chased him around the house.
We are never taking care of anyone's pets EVER again.
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End :3
