Woods: Remember Dave. If something ever happens and you need help and your father doesn't answer the phone because of his job, don't call Hudson, just call me.
David: But you can also be at work too.
Woods: Bullshit.
David: Dad says you can't swear.
Woods: Still bullshit. *waved his hand dismissively* I can.
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Call of Duty Talks
HumorShort conversations I invented (or at least I hope so) between Call of Duty characters. There may be profanity, spoilers, partially erotic content and inconsistencies with the plot. !None of the characters belong to me. They belong to Activision! !E...