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Aussie grandpa 👴:
so what are you guys doing today?
Minmin 🐱:
we're having a bbq party at night
Quokka 🐿 :
yea so we are going to the market to buy stuff
Aussie grandpa 👴:
all of you???
Minmin 🐱:
No just me, sungie, Changbin and felix
the rest of them went to the town to hang out
Aussie grandpa 👴:
oh cool cool
You:
Hi gays
Aussie grandpa 👴:
Hey
what are you doing
You:
we're eating
eunwoo took us to this seafood restaurant which is like soooo goooooood
Potential boyfriend 💕:
I'm glad you like it 😊
You:
how can I not?
Aussie grandpa 👴:
damn must be nice
You:
it is
I'm going
gotta eat before the food gets cold
Aussie grandpa 👴:
okiee
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You:
gays
isn't this seungmin's mom?
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Quokka 🐿 :
omg yes
Minmin 🐱:
I'm a very gay man but I have to admit
she's gorgeous
You:
ikrrr
I can see where that asshole got his looks from
she's in the restaurant we are at rn
she's with a man
probably her boyfriend
Quokka 🐿:
sis you do realise you're witnessing stuff dispatch would die for
You:
oh yea I do
Quokka 🐿:
damn I should've been there
celebrity gossip is my favourite 😞😞😞
You:
Well they're just eating
so they aren't doing much
I was just surprised to see her
Minmin 🐱:
I can't believe our princi was married to her
he really fumbled the bag
Quokka 🐿:
what I'm saying!!
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Strong baby 💪:
we're back
where are you guys
You:
almost there
had to stop in b/w cuz hyunjin needed to use the washroom
Quokka 🐿:
you couldn't hold it in for 10 mins?
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FanfictionNew year, new life... at least that's what Y/n hoped for. But then enters a transfer student, who acts like he has made it his life mission to make their life miserable. Stray Kids Text Fic Stray Kids Crack Fic
