one crazy crossover (Isekai Quartet x Male readers)

The beach

Right now, Kazuma is in the bushes peeking all the girls in their swimsuits.

Kazuma: Hello, everybody, how are you all doing? We're stuck in some weird world where we're forced to go to school... And it's awesome!

The four mage battalion men were standing and were looking at all the girls on the beach.

Weiss: Hey guys...

Rhiner: Yes sir?

Weiss: I think we may be in Valhalla.

Rhiner: Agreed.

Koenig: Did you ever see such beautiful girls in the empire?

Warren: No, never.

Weiss: This must be our reward for suffering that we constantly endure on the battle field. Men, let's have some fun!

Cocytus suddenly appears from behind and spoke up.

Cocytus: Give me 1000 push ups.

All four soldiers were doing push ups that they were told to.

Weiss: Why is this happening to us?

Rhiner: That's right!

Cocytus: As a member of the gym committee, you must provide an example to the others.

Darkness was also doing push ups, but in a yellow bikini.

Darkness: Is this all? This doesn't even count as exercise!

Cocytus: Impressive girl.

Koenig: *Whispers* Impressive is right.

Weiss: Yes, she's doing her push ups very fast.

Koenig: No captain.

Rhiner: Look at that!

The five men were staring at her breasts that were bouncing from her push ups.

Darkness: I can feel them staring at me...Yes, like they're molesting me with their eyes... Those men are staring at me and imagining horrible stuff they want to do to me...Those are the eyes of wolves, what will happen to me now? My arms will be too tired to resist them and I'll... What will happen to me?

Cocytus: What should I be doing here?

Ram, Visha and Emiya were just looking at them with disgust.

Ram: Scumbags.

Visha: They are scumbags.

Emiya: *sigh* I always wonder why she's a pervert......but kazuma is worse.

Visha: What do you mean worse?

Emiya: When kazuma was still new at being an adventurer a friend of mine Chris taught him steal but........he ended up stealing her panties.

Both Ram and Visha were disgusted at what kazuma did, as you sighed. That's when Subaru came in.

Subaru: Hey Ram, you don't look very happy about the BBQ.

Ram: Yeah, I'm not infuriated that make my workload increased due to this BBQ.

Subaru: You're so infuriated.

Ram: What about the both of you? Are you working?

Subaru: There aren't many animals to take core of on our field trip, so I'm helping people out.

Visha: Umm..Your name is Subaru, right?

Ram: Yes his name is Barusu.

Visha: Natsuki Subaru...