Chapter 3:Steven Universe:Noir

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(Narrator's POV)

(In another Universe)

"I told ya, pal. The bosses don't have any jobs available! They also ain't even in right now and even if they were, why would I let a mook like you in? Just cause you look like our boss doesn't mean I gotta do what you say!" A muscled up thug said as Stephen shook his head.

"Oh really? Then why don't you tell me when your boss who looks like me will be back? I have a proposition for him." Stephen said with a smirk as the thug was now officially angry.

"I dunno when he'll be back and even if I did, I ain't telling you! Now beat it, ya wannabe before I---OOF!!" The thug groaned as he hit the floor after a punch from Stephen.

"Should have done that earlier. Now then...oh great.  Looks like I got company." He said as other thugs arrived after hearing the commotion.

"Heh. Bring it." Stephen said as he then made quick work of them, leaving a pile of bodies in his wake as he then shook his head and sighed.

"Tch. No sign of him or this world's CGs anywhere." He said as he headed back outside to a car he had stolen and there in the backseat was a tied up Connie.

"Guess we'll have to keep searching. Hope you're enjoying the ride. Heh." He said as the two of them drove off…

*Meanwhile*

The portal opened as Steven arrived in what looked to be a Noir setting. It was as if he was in a 1930's-40s movie that he sometimes sees his Dad watching.

"If this is anything like the movies, then this is exactly the kind of place Stephen would look for some backup. But where could he....?" Steven began to ask until he heard the sound of a gun clicking.

"No sudden movements or I'll put one in your temple, got it?" A voice said as Steven slowly turnes around and saw Connie.

"Connie? How did you escape from Stephen? And where did you get that outfit? It's good to see you're safe." Steven said as the girl holding the gun gave him a look of pure confusion.

"What? Who's Stephen? Who are you and how do you know my name? More to the point, why do you look like my boyfriend?" She asked as Steven was about to reply until he finally put two and two together: This wasn't his Connie. It was the Connie from this world.

"Uh OK. But can I ask you something? Has there been anyone else that looks like me or your boyfriend running around causing trouble?" Steven asked as Connie was silent for a moment before lowering her gun, realizing this wasn't who she was looking for.

"Yeah. Some faker beat the guys in our crew down because he was looking for my boyfriend. My boyfriend is the boss around here and...hold on. You still didn't answer my question. Who are YOU?" She asked. But before Steven could reply, the sound of tires screeching could be heard as Steven pushed Connie out the way as they narrowly dodged a car being driven by Stephen!

“What the?!? That guy….wait a minute! THAT'S who I'm after! That's the fucker who's been going around stirring the pot! But that girl with him….was that me?!? How?!?” Connie asked as Steven sighed.

“That was my Connie. The one from where I'm from. It's a long and complicated story, but the bottom line is this: We gotta stop Stephen before he has a chance to find your boyfriend and recruit him. He's going around different Universes and trying to make a crew that will attack my Universe and I have to stop him before he gets a chance to do that plus I need to save my Connie.” He explained as Noir Connie lowered her gun and smiled.

“Tell you what. If you help me, I'll help you. Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours, you know? If you help me deal with the trouble that guy has caused, I'll owe you one and so will my boyfriend. And trust me: You know you've done well if he owes you one, especially if I'm vouching for you.” Noir Connie said as Steven smiled and nodded.

“We're after the same thing, so if course I'll help out. What's the plan?” He asked as Noir Connie chuckled.

“Well first we need to find my boyfriend. And he told me earlier he was heading out to the Pink Jaguar Club. It's an exclusive club, but I'll just say you're a guest of mine. Follow me.” Noir Connie said as Steven followed her in hopes of finding this world's Steven before Stephen does.

Steven Teams Up With Noir Connie! And yes, the Noir is basically the Mafia AU.

Anyway, see ya next chapter!

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