ur annoying face

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by splitcard

by splitcard

THIS IS SATIRE PLS

"SOMETHING'S STRANGE," Solace muttered, narrowing his eyes at the surroundings. He felt weird, yet it was a feeling he couldn't exactly word. A feeling that someone was watching them, he frowned.

Beside him, Ace yelped, "Don't scare me like that!" Almost hitting the boy while Solace protested.

"It's probably your imagination," Sol said, trying to ressure but there was still something lacking, he tried to give Solace a pat in the back when a certain someone interuppted, "Yo wassup," Sushant, Jihoo, Zoro and Alina all appeared together, walking up to the three siblings.

"Damn, what's up with you guys?" Sushant commented at the siblings' expressions, especially at Ace's and Solace's.

"They look constipated," (Alina)

"A new emo phase, perheps," (Jihoo)

"Maybe, they are constipated!" (Zoro)

The other three, Zoro, Jihoo and Alina said, almost at the same time, they shared each other a few glances, then to Sol for an answer. Sol shrugged, he smiled through sighing, "It's been all been weird ever since we've met that girl..."

"Fr we need to go to a mental hospital asap."

"Can she please go away.."

"Why is she keeps asking us to feed her.."

"Another kind of mentally ill!"

ren's(ew) pov!!

A girl, walking on her way to her class, her name was Ren Kawaii- it's what she named herself after her selfclaimed 'best friend' told her about his names and stuff, she didn't care and copied it and took it as her name. Before entering her class, she put her greasy ass hair in a half messy bun, she used a gift from her, again, selfclaimed bestfriend, a flower scrunchie thing, but it wasn't a dendelion one- her favourite- so, she was mad at him for that! Hmph! She carefully brushed her bangs so they'll cover her bald, goofy ahh, big ass, megamind forehead.

She entered the classroom, flattering her eyelashes and her poopy orbs eyes flickered to a familiar group of boys! And girls too, ig. One of them- her cutie potatoiee lemoniee cutesy woosy ashy lovie silly willy senpai chan, Solace! Her 100th crush and boyfriend! No, scratch that, it's her husband! And there's her other husbands- Sushant, Jihoo!! Oh, and Sol too!!! Zoro is apprently ew. He was so mean to her but, he's still cute! Oh, and there's Ace and Alina, whatever. However, her whole heartly admiration, was interuppted by a very annoying voice. It (ren) made an ugly face.

"Solace!" Vin, Solace's best friend since childhood. She waltz up to the group and held Solace close with her, almost hugging. She glared at Vin, making even more an uglier face, her eyes were glowing red, apprently because of her anger uwu. She hates it. Why was she holding Solace- her cutie potatoiee lemoniee cutesy woosy ashy lovie silly willy husband! 'He's mine!!' It thought to herself. At first, it was this comic book girl stealing Zoro away from her and now it's this stinky Vin girl!!

She will get her revenge, one day, just wait. No one can get between Ren and her boyfriends. NO ONE. HOW DARE THEY ACT KAWAII, SHE'S MORE KAWAII THAN THEM!! Just wait for my revenge!

A/N: this was jst based on smth silly that happened to us, ahahaha! ( we're suffering )