「 𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐄 」ᵏⁿʸ

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「 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗜𝗡 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗠𝗢𝗗𝗘 」

This was NOT what you were thinking when you wondered

"I REALLY DO wonder how would I meet Tanjiro if he was real?"

Yeah right, stop wondering. You got the answer infront of you

Any sane person would help this man with no hesitation, nor any second thought..

But..uhm

Fuck that dream, you ain't meeting Tanjiro in these kinds of situations

"Alright Kiwi! Let's go and peacefully sleep!" You hastily ran back inside your home, with a cat following your butt

Yes, You're insane in this story for not helping a person in need, but what do you want?

Leaving a injured guy behind or..

Getting involved in the whole plot of the anime?

Thank goodness Tanjiro was focused on his injuries because if he wasn't

he would've already noticed you shamelessly went inside the cottage even though you clearly saw what's happening to him

And don't get me started on that 💀

You closed all the lights and candles, and tightened the lock on the door to make him think that your cottage was locked and there was no people present

Wow, such a great plan Y/N!

Bravo!

Finally finished, you quietly sat down your bed with Kiwi sitting on your lap

You took a deep breath, and shutted your eyes tightly..

And then started praying that Tanjiro won't knock on your door..

....shit

Your hear his voice..

Along with Inosuke and Zenitsu...

.. just pray, just pray..

....fuuuuck..

"Inosuke stop holding Tanjiro that way!!He's bleeding!!!!!"

You heard Zenitsu's voice from outside, making you pray harder..

..step, step..

Their steps..are slowly fading along with their voices, finally!!

( Your God ) Has finally made your prayers true!! You sighed in relief as you layed down your bed and Kiwi came to lay next to you

What a night..

✦°．•

" AH! " You sat up as Kiwi screamed at your sudden awakening, you felt something or someone poke you on the cheek

Your hair still tangled, your throat still dry, you coughed violently as your eyes scanned your room until your eyes landed on Yoriichi

He noticed your struggle and looked at the glass of water placed on your nightstand

He then used his hand to your guide your hand to hold the glass and then made you drink it, you muttered a thank you and rubbed your neck In embarrassment

"Sorry.. ehehe I thought it was someone else, considering the door was locked.."

He nodded, actually, he usually just goes in your house on random days so you always had to keep your guard up, but yesterday was so tiring

So yeah...

"It's okay Y/N" He left you alone your bedroom and went to the living room and sat down comfortably

And as you noticed, he started calling you on first-name basis..

Which you found odd, but shooked it off

Anyways,

That left you dumbfounded but you shrugged and guessed he was going to wait for you to finish your morning routine I guess?

Afterwards, you fed Kiwi her food and made tea for yourself, knowing Yoriichi can't drink..or eat food

" What's up?"

You akwardly started the conversation with a small smile, even though it has been a few weeks since that incident happened

But you can't help but sweat your ass cheeks whenever you try to start a conversation with Yoriichi

His whole existence was just so..intimidating

"Can I ask you a favor?"

You raised a brow

"Oh, okay Yoriichi?"

He looked at your eyes sharply and spoke

" Change your last name to mine."

Wait, what?!?

ʚ ═══･୨💡୧･═══ ɞ
𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝙀𝘾𝙍𝙀𝙏𝙎

- Author thinks this chapter is ass

- Buckle up guys.. things are slowly..slowly getting worse

- Kiwi almost choked on her food when she heard Yoriichi's proposal