Learningblocks Oneshots ~ ☆ (And Maybe Headcanons)

The Gardener and the conveniently Purple frog

Purple x Green

VERY self-indulgent (if you couldn't tell)

Humanized versions of the colourblocks are present here, I keep their appearances vague, though

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For the most part, Purple can consider himself a dignified king.

Sure, he can have an attitude sometimes. Sometimes, he'll act silly. Sometimes, he has a bit of an ego, but for the most part, he is dignified. He still has a role to play, after all.

And yet he gets himself into not one but two undignified situations. One of which is where he realizes, again, how stupidly whipped he is for Green.

Now, here's a bit of a not-so-secret for our audience here, Purple has been silently pining for Green for a while. Her silliness combined with her love for plants and how stupidly pretty she is makes for the combination of absolutely wrecking Purple and causing him to look like one of the colors that make him, red.

He doesn't hate this crush. Far from it, he accepts his feelings with open arms. He just hates how embarrassing he becomes when it comes to it. Like a sopping wet cat in the rain.

Speaking of embarrassing, he's accidentally colored a frog purple.

Fantastic, he sarcastically remarks in his head. He has to wait for the one person who caused his brain to be like this. It's not that he won't be happy to see her. He just has this stupid grin on his face that Orange teases him about all the time. It's very embarrassing and he'd like to forget about this now thank you-

A croak breaks him out of his thoughts, and he sighs.

"Wait here, little guy." He gingerly puts the frog down, "I'll go find your original color, don't move." He makes the "I'm watching you" hand gesture before going inside his castle to see if he had anything to contact Green with.

Luckily, since meeting Sky Blue and Deep Blue, they've made everyone a walkie-talkie to make it easier to communicate.

Purple's hands hover over the walkie-talkie, and once again, he realizes how embarrassing he was. He hesitates for a moment, face slowly turning red before he sucks it up, like a true king would, and picks up the walkie.

"Green?" He calls out, voice noticeably shaky. He hears a hum in response, which he takes as confirmation. "Are you in the forest right now?"

He hears a giggle, and he conveniently ignores the way his heart flutters in his chest, "Naturally! Do you want me to come over to the castle?"

"Y-Yes...." He croaks out, "I have... a bit of a problem."

"Oh dear, what kind of problem?"

"One that is quite embarrassing for me to say out loud when anyone can hear this walkie-talkie conversation within a certain frequency."

He hears her snort, which is socuteohmygo- "Hehe, I'll come over, don't worry!" And the line cuts off there

He sighs lightly, placing the tips of his fingers on his cheek and feeling how hot it is. It makes his face burn more with embarrassment.