Rings guy:Jupiiiiii!! marsbar:who that? Narcissistasshole:prob Jupiter dumbass Smartass:hello??im trying to get my moons to shut up, Ringsguy:can you ditch them and spend time with meeee? Smartass:...fine..but i wanna teach them about- Ringsguy:ditch that now!!! Ganymede:FINALLY. Europa:atleast we dont have to listen to jupiter lol. Callisto:the bad thing is im gonna have to hear you two bitches speak. IO:.. Callisto:if you dont have anything to say,dont speak. Titan:guys pls help Lunas tryna kill me for being w Titania. Europa:oh. Phobos: :D Titania:yall shouldn't have phones... Ganymede:whos Luna anyways?? Moon:me.
(now to jupiter and Saturn!!) Bold=nobodys pov Italic=thinking
I sit there and wonder,"why did Saturn want me to ditch my moons??i mean like,idgaf abt then sometimes.But still.."
saturns pov.
I walk over to Jupiters orbit,i see callisto eating popcorn bc shes watching Ganymede getting whooped by Europa for flirting with Dione,but idm. "Hey jupi~!!!!" He replies with a simple "hey." I feel like he doesn't care but,i still do.I'll love him no matter what!
Saturn hugs Jupiter and Jupiter hugs back,Ganymede is still getting whooped by Europa though,
Jupiters pov:
I like Saturn but..sometimes he can be annoying and a bit of a crybaby???ugh..idk what im thinking,im feeling so lazy today..i just want to take a rest. "Hey saturn," I say, "even though you said I should spend time with you. Im just a bit tired,sooo..maybe not today," saturn just replies with, "but..Jupii!!i missed you and we havent seen eachother in a while...!! Pleaseeeee!!!we havent seen eachother in 7 weekss!!" He pouts,hes so sulky and whiny sometimes..
Saturns pov
Does jupiter not like me?..he probably thinks im a whiney little bitch,but really hes a bitch who never wants to talk!!i leave him alone and start just sitting there.alone,doing nothing..that fucking fatass.(💀)
the fatass and the uhh whiney bitch leave eachother alone and both are kinda mad exept the whiney bitch is pissed
Saturns pov again-
Who even cares about his moons?what weere the main fours names...uhm,collision or europe or whatever,but thats beside the point!ugh..i wanna fuck him today but nah,he gotta take care of his moons.fucking fatass wont have any fun w me.Fucking fasto is the whiney bitch here,not me!
I 'walk' up to him and shout at him bc im pissed off,
"HEY FATSO,GO FUCK URSELF."
Jupiter gets up angrily and throws the huge ass book at me and i bleed on my fucking forhead,who tf does that. "KYS!!!!" I shout,
"YOU ABSOLUTE FATSO!!!GO FUCK YOURSELF."
Jupiter pov
Now hes telling me that i should go fuck myself?(nyeahhhh🙄/J) for goodness sake..i only threw my book at him!? ...........................
cliffhanger bc yes
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